Nipometer

A females external thermometer.

Hey stacy! Is it cold in here?
Idk! Let me check my nipometer!

by T Beezy December 23, 2018

nanometer-peter

a penis so small its nearly nonexistent.

Dude i got pantsed in front of everyone and now everyone calls me nanometer-peter D:!!

by Seydan October 6, 2009

niplometer

A Device used to measure the size of the nipple.
*Not used measure the areola

Honey, will you grab the niplometer so I can get ready for the family reunion

by G Steele January 5, 2008

noxometer

A bullshit detector. Internal compass that tells you when someone/something is full of crap and not to be believed.

Bob: "Jim said he went to the party and they had 50 kegs and 4000 naked women who all wanted to sleep with him."
Bill: "Yeah, about that, my noxometer is going apeshit."
Bob: "I kinda figured he was full of shit too."

by mini lee November 2, 2010

niggometer

a device used to measure the amount of times the n-word is used in rap/hiphop songs

good god, did you hear that new tyler the creator song? it broke my niggometer!

by sinicalypticalcunt March 28, 2015

Nicometeor

Throwing a cigarette out the front car window and having it reenter through the back window, or worse, into somebody else's car window.

Oh shit, that ciggie I just tossed became a nicometeor! Quick, get it out of the back seat before the whole car catches on fire!

by Silverlock March 29, 2009

nipplometer

a way to judge cold tempuratures

"i know if i need to wear a sweater or not by reading sally's nipplometer"

by julsinthebox May 2, 2005