nipplometer

a way to judge cold tempuratures

"i know if i need to wear a sweater or not by reading sally's nipplometer"

nipplometer by julsinthebox May 2, 2005

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nippleometer

The gauging of a room or environment's temperature using the apparent hardness (or not) of nearby nipples.

I didn't really feel cold, but I was according to my nippleometer.

nippleometer by EK the Bad Kitty April 25, 2006

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Related Words

nipplometer • nippleometer • niplometer • Nipometer

niplometer

A Device used to measure the size of the nipple.
*Not used measure the areola

Honey, will you grab the niplometer so I can get ready for the family reunion

niplometer by G Steele January 5, 2008

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Nippleometer

A visual aid to the outside temperature

Stick your tit out of the door love,and check the nippleometer, i want to see if i should wear my hat

Nippleometer by griggy October 18, 2006

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Nipometer

A females external thermometer.

Hey stacy! Is it cold in here?
Idk! Let me check my nipometer!

Nipometer by T Beezy December 23, 2018

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

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