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Ninjaloot 

To pick up an item although you cannot use it or don't need it.
*You recieve loot: Mega Uber Item*
*You recieve loot: Mega Uber Item 2*
*You recieve loot: Mega Uber Item 3*

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Ninjaloot by Nurf June 12, 2005

ninjapoo 

a sneaky type of poo that quickly hides in the shadowy hole in the back of the toilet so that when the person who birthed that poo turns to check, it appears there is no poo whatsoever!
Belvedere Sampsonite discovered he ninjapoo in 1708 after refusing to believe that all his pushing and groaning had been for nothing.
Abe thought someone had stolen his turd but Francis said its probably a ninjapoo.
ninjapoo by scottoff August 20, 2007

ninjapoo 

A neglectful dog owner who fails to clean up after their dog.
"Ninjapoo struck again last night, and now I have a log on my front lawn."
ninjapoo by Scott Oseychik December 19, 2008

ninja loot

The act of looting an item off a monster that you or your party has recently killed before anyone else has a chance.
Scree is king of the ninja loot'ers.
ninja loot by Oberon March 31, 2003

Ninjapotamus 

A ninjapotamus is half ninja & half hippo creature that lives in a triangular shaped Umi Sake house. He eats bananas and drinks Jaeger bombs. He fights crime on the streets of Seattle pulling all sorts of kung-fu moves. It should be noted that his kung-fu moves arnt all that smooth. That's the key to the ninjapotamus. Hes very clumsy but he thinks hes very slick.
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
NO! ITS A NINJAPOTAMUS!
Ninjapotamus by ninjapotamus December 7, 2011

ninja loot

In an MMORPG, the act of stealing treasure chests or other valuables by waiting for another player to engage any nearby aggro mobs and then ganking it.
"Dammit! That fucktard ganked my chest! I hate fucking ninja looters!"
ninja loot by Fernando February 26, 2005
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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