Ninjapotamus

A ninjapotamus is half ninja & half hippo creature that lives in a triangular shaped Umi Sake house. He eats bananas and drinks Jaeger bombs. He fights crime on the streets of Seattle pulling all sorts of kung-fu moves. It should be noted that his kung-fu moves arnt all that smooth. That's the key to the ninjapotamus. Hes very clumsy but he thinks hes very slick.

Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
NO! ITS A NINJAPOTAMUS!

Ninjapotamus by ninjapotamus December 7, 2011

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Niggapotamus

An extremely obese African person.

While Timmy was smoking crack down by the creek, a niggapotamus emerged from the water and robbed him of his drugs and money.

Niggapotamus by Zabel April 24, 2005

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Ninjapotamus • nidgapotamus • Niggapotamus • sha'niquapotamus

sha'niquapotamus

Fat Black woman

man, there are a lot of sha'niquapotamuses around the lake this time of year

sha'niquapotamus by nigusintehhouse February 28, 2011

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nidgapotamus

A guy called Nigel who greatly resembles a hippo.

A Nidgapotamus has a giant mouth, short legs and a body like a barrel

nidgapotamus by Crazybunnylady July 14, 2016

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

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