Ninjapotamus

A ninjapotamus is half ninja & half hippo creature that lives in a triangular shaped Umi Sake house. He eats bananas and drinks Jaeger bombs. He fights crime on the streets of Seattle pulling all sorts of kung-fu moves. It should be noted that his kung-fu moves arnt all that smooth. That's the key to the ninjapotamus. Hes very clumsy but he thinks hes very slick.

Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
NO! ITS A NINJAPOTAMUS!

by ninjapotamus December 7, 2011

Niggapotamus

An extremely obese African person.

While Timmy was smoking crack down by the creek, a niggapotamus emerged from the water and robbed him of his drugs and money.

by Zabel April 24, 2005

sha'niquapotamus

Fat Black woman

man, there are a lot of sha'niquapotamuses around the lake this time of year

by nigusintehhouse February 28, 2011

nidgapotamus

A guy called Nigel who greatly resembles a hippo.

A Nidgapotamus has a giant mouth, short legs and a body like a barrel

by Crazybunnylady July 14, 2016