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Ninja, Please! 

A word used to replace the words Negro and Nigger. A cover-up for racial slurs.
Nova- Look at you with your rat-nest-ass-looking hair.

White girl*Emma"-Ninja, Please! You can't even deal with your natural hair so you always have it horribly braided
Nova-*can't say anything about what she said because she didn't say the actual racist word.
Ninja, Please! by Ivy Belle December 3, 2022
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ninja please 

Used to replace negro please, which in-turn replaces nigga please.
LaFonda: you trifflin' ho!
white girl: ninja, please!
LaFonda: *confused, but can't get angry because no apparent racial comment was made*
ninja please by pAge June 5, 2005

Ninja Please 

Cereal consisting of 7 all-natural grains such as oats, barley, and almonds which are deep fried and coated with brown sugar, honey, and BBQ sauce. The way to ask for it is by name.
Dennis: Hey Joey, that’s some good cereal, what is it?
Joey: Ninja, please
Dennis: DONT SAY THAT WORD IN FRONT OF ME! *starts stabbing joey with a knife*
Joey: Ninja Please! *holds the cereal box in front of him*

Ninja Please 

It's like n*gga please, but for Asians.

Used to express stress.
White Guy: *runs into Asian Guy* Sorry, di-

Asian Guy: NINJA PLEASE!
Ninja Please by DiZ037 May 4, 2011

Ninja Please 

Ninja Please, a nicer way to say "Nigger Please" when black people are present.
(no-black people present)
Yo Nigger PLEASE!!!


(black people present)
Yo Ninja PLEASE!!

ninja please 

The same thing as "Nigga Please" and "Cracka Please" except it's toward an asian person.
"Nigga please"
"I'm not a nigga"
"Oh sorry, I meant.. ninja please!"
ninja please by niggagaiden February 2, 2006

ninja please 

like nigga please, but for slick folk.
means i don't think so
"you think that chick is hot?ninja, please!"
ninja please by jilldo December 27, 2003
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