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Beating somebody's ass with the broom, the shoe, or the extension cord since you have been disrespectful in a whole new way
Get your ass over here! You're about to get an Ass Whoopin boy!
by GageTheDictionaryGeek June 03, 2016

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The exact moment of seeing a person doing illegal acts.
Caught red handed! You're under arrest for vandalism, stealing, smoking indoors, and driving drunk!
by GageTheDictionaryGeek June 04, 2016

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Cereal consisting of 7 all-natural grains such as oats, barley, and almonds which are deep fried and coated with brown sugar, honey, and BBQ sauce. The way to ask for it is by name.
Dennis: Hey Joey, that’s some good cereal, what is it?
Joey: Ninja, please
Dennis: DONT SAY THAT WORD IN FRONT OF ME! *starts stabbing joey with a knife*
Joey: Ninja Please! *holds the cereal box in front of him*
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by GageTheDictionaryGeek August 17, 2018

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A security guard in a private property, such as an office building, mall, hospital, hotel, museum, store, etc. As soon as they greet you, they sometimes say, "Can I help you?"
I got thrown out of the Tucson Mall for a day by mall cops for filming the elevators there because they thought of it as suspicious activity.
by GageTheDictionaryGeek October 05, 2020

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A thing that old people listen to or a hobby that old people do when they're bored.
I like to listen to the radio 24/7
by GageTheDictionaryGeek March 18, 2017

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Popping a toddler's hand with a hairbrush when he's in trouble
You're getting a spankin for drawing on that brand new wall!
by GageTheDictionaryGeek June 03, 2016

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A cat.
Here, titty, titty, titty!!!
by GageTheDictionaryGeek November 15, 2020

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