GageTheDictionaryGeek's definitions

Qin

A Chinese or Japanese bruise, especially pinching someone's ears

Here, let me take care of your Qin.

by GageTheDictionaryGeek October 15, 2016

superchurch

A very large church, such as a Catholic, Anglican, Orthodox, or a Protestant church.

We have exactly one superchurch in our town, which is the Catholic church.

by GageTheDictionaryGeek June 13, 2018

Ninja Please

Cereal consisting of 7 all-natural grains such as oats, barley, and almonds which are deep fried and coated with brown sugar, honey, and BBQ sauce. The way to ask for it is by name.

Dennis: Hey Joey, that’s some good cereal, what is it?
Joey: Ninja, please
Dennis: DONT SAY THAT WORD IN FRONT OF ME! *starts stabbing joey with a knife*
Joey: Ninja Please! *holds the cereal box in front of him*

by GageTheDictionaryGeek August 17, 2018

Gas Bomb

A big, bad-smelling fart

I think Lovette put off a gas bomb on the way back from Marfa, or was that you?

by GageTheDictionaryGeek September 6, 2019

radio

A thing that old people listen to or a hobby that old people do when they're bored.

I like to listen to the radio 24/7

by GageTheDictionaryGeek March 18, 2017

Spankin

Popping a toddler's hand with a hairbrush when he's in trouble

You're getting a spankin for drawing on that brand new wall!

by GageTheDictionaryGeek June 3, 2016

Whoopin

Slapping a person's back with a belt

You're getting a whoopin for using profanity in school!

by GageTheDictionaryGeek June 3, 2016