GageTheDictionaryGeek's definitions

death bike

A motorcycle with a loud and scary-sounding exhaust, especially a Harley Davidson with ape hangers, long front wheel forks and long fishtail exhaust pipes.

That death bike scared the hell out of me with that loud and scary exhaust.

by GageTheDictionaryGeek April 14, 2023

coronamaniac

A person who acts crazy during the coronavirus pandemic and doesn’t care about taking the coronavirus and gets people sick

Be careful of that coronamaniac over there. You need to stay no less than 6 feet from that idiot.

by GageTheDictionaryGeek June 16, 2020

Ninja Please

Cereal consisting of 7 all-natural grains such as oats, barley, and almonds which are deep fried and coated with brown sugar, honey, and BBQ sauce. The way to ask for it is by name.

Dennis: Hey Joey, that’s some good cereal, what is it?
Joey: Ninja, please
Dennis: DONT SAY THAT WORD IN FRONT OF ME! *starts stabbing joey with a knife*
Joey: Ninja Please! *holds the cereal box in front of him*

by GageTheDictionaryGeek August 17, 2018

superchurch

A very large church, such as a Catholic, Anglican, Orthodox, or a Protestant church.

We have exactly one superchurch in our town, which is the Catholic church.

by GageTheDictionaryGeek June 13, 2018

Spankin

Popping a toddler's hand with a hairbrush when he's in trouble

You're getting a spankin for drawing on that brand new wall!

by GageTheDictionaryGeek June 3, 2016

Do you have a mask?

A question that indirectly tells someone to put their mask on. When someone asks you “Do you have a mask?”, it means that masks are required and you have to wear one. It’s just a nicer way of saying it.

Security: Do you have a mask?

Guest: I don’t have a mask.

Security: A mask is required, please wear one. (gives mask to guest)

Guest: No thanks, I’d rather not.

Security: You’re gonna have to leave the mall then, since you refuse to wear a mask.

by GageTheDictionaryGeek October 28, 2021

Man Eggs

A sauce that contains oil, egg yolks, an acid, either vinegar or lemon juice.

This is commonly referred to as mayonnaise, or mayo, for short.

Hard-boiled eggs and “man eggs” make a tasty egg salad, especially for sandwiches!

by GageTheDictionaryGeek January 20, 2022