Urban Dictionary: Ninja vanish

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1.Command given to ninja clans ordering them to withdraw from an area quickly, without a trace.
2.A phrase said you want to make a dramatic exit.

Tatsu: NINJA VANISH! *Foot clan retreats*

Dude: Right, I'll see you later then.
Other Dude: NINJA vanish! *runs off*

by Jafar T. D. November 01, 2006

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by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017

Secretly deleting your phone number from a girl's cell phone after you've had sex with her so she can never call you again.

Are you going to call Steve again?

I can't! My stupid phone deleted his contact information. Ah wells, I guess it wasn't meant to be.

Ninja Vanish!

by mrMan83 July 21, 2011

When a guy or girl takes a handful of flour and throws it in their dates face back at their place and runs away while they are blinded

I didn't want to have sex with him so I pulled a ninja vanish and disappeared.

by ElMaestro June 26, 2011

When a friend goes into hiding never to be seen for a period of time.

Leo: Yo, where'd Don go?

Michael: i think he ninja vanished this weekend.

by mr.ninjavanish February 10, 2010

When someone leaves a party or a group hangout without saying anything. Most of the times they leave without you even knowing.

-You know where Stelios is?
-He went to the bathroom 15 minutes ago.
-He probably ninja vanished.

by KryZox October 30, 2019

Grab your stuff, let's ninja vanish.

by shermstyles January 10, 2014