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When fuck things up so bad that you can't figure out WTF you did. Then get frustrated with world!
Damn I have been Nigeled and Now I hate you.
Nigeled by Captain tickler August 30, 2017
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Nigel Toussaint 

When a man who is on a mission, goes viral and has been building an empire on many different platforms.

A Man of Great esteem who is able to set goals, and accomplish the mission.
A man who does not depend on outside forces to help him, choosing to help himself.
A builder of alliances.
Nigel Toussaint Must be Nigeleht
Wow I just want to be like Nigel Toussaint.
Ah Theres Nigel. The man we need for the plan.
Nigel Toussaint by Nigeleht October 3, 2018

nigel farage 

Big ding: Oi mate you hear that {nigel Farage is doing a speech round her
Big dong: Ye famalam ding dong im well mad
nigel farage by [oE]shockwave July 18, 2019

dame ningen

From Japanese, a "useless human" or no good person, who is usually a NEET, and is without value to society. They are well despised and pitied.
He has no job, no degree, and only watches anime... obvious dame ningen.
dame ningen by Phunnnn February 15, 2015

niggelodeon 

"Did you see the new niggelodeon?"
niggelodeon by BabiesMakeMeHorny October 27, 2019
An ailment that prevents the afflicted from attending work. Over a period of time the sufferer concocts increasingly unlikely stories of obscure medical complaints that keep them from work, whilst strangely maintaining their ability to participate in physical outdoor pursuits, like say mountaineering.
When contacting their workplace to report their absense, the sufferer often greatly embelishes the details of their complaint in order to raise plausibility, whilst ironically achieving the exact opposite.
Mary: "Did you notice Fred is sick again."
Tom: "Really? What's wrong with him this time?"
Mary: "Nigelitis"
Tom: <shakes head>
Nigelitis by udu_ May 23, 2009