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Nigger Gas 

When someone goes to a gas station and only gets up to 5 dollars of gas, therefore being stupid and wasting more gas entering gas stations and more money buying booze and new ports every time you enter the store. It could also be a smart move for some who share a car with others in a family, and don't love their family enough to let the others use their gas. Working at a gas station, I see this happen too often, and see strengths and weaknesses of engaging in "nigger gas" as listed above.
Hey Johnny, I'm gonna go get some nigger gas, you want some booze or newports?
Nigger Gas by Brown Idiot December 8, 2010

Niggerpaste 

Ground-up black people used as a filler in Taco-Bell's beef
"This oatmeal tastes like niggerpaste..."
Niggerpaste by Bawce Nigga December 15, 2012

Niggergate 

An incident or scandal in which a celebrity or other public figure has used the "n-word". The incident in question usually involves massive media attention and demonstrations calling for the dismissal of the offending party.
Michael Richards was recently involved in a Niggergate scandal after a racial tirade at a comedy club.
Niggergate by bigscottlarock December 20, 2008

The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard 

A 68 page book written by Shawn Wunjo. Possibly the most vulgar book ever published, it is probably the closest one can get to a real-life Scrotie McBoogerballs.

Written based off an outline of the events of Virgil’s Aeneid scribbled on the back of a cocktail napkin by a drunk, it's actually nothing like the Aeneid at all. It’s more like the Odyssey, only more fucked up, more epic, and definitely more interesting to read.
An excerpt from "The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard":

"FUCK YOU AND YOUR GOAT-LOVING ANALSAUSAGE FUCK FACTORY!" Lucifer Niggerbastard screamed, giving the shape in the window a double-handed flip-off. Mr. Moneyballs could go fuck himself.

niggerasaurus 

The act of when two niggers are trying to fight and they make the noise of a dinasour.
That nigga was swinging on Tyrone and Tyrone came back as a niggerasaurus!
niggerasaurus by ImCncrUs May 24, 2016

Niggermas 

The rendition of Christmas for black people who celebrate with some fried chicken, watermelon, and menthol cigarettes.
Jerome and his niggas favorite holiday is Niggermas
Niggermas by lolololololohai November 28, 2009

niggerfast 

a synonym for fast. A slight advantage over simply fast, as black people are faster than regular people.
The n in 802.11n wi-fi stands for niggerfast.

Did you see kwontavius run by? i didn't, that bitch is niggerfast!
niggerfast by Rohanjaingfaif March 23, 2007
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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