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Niggarity 

The act of being overly ignorant. Or in other words; the act of being a straight up nigga.
A young couple going out to an up scale restaurant:

Waiter: What will you all be having this evening.?

Girl: I think I'll have the lobster tails and Caesar salad.

Guy: Damn son I can't read nothing on this menu, bruh! What's this green goopy shit right here?

Waiter: That would be spinach artichoke dip, sir.

Guy: What the f*** is an artichoke?! Man, ya'll ain't got no damn burgers or nothing?!

Girl:(to the waiter) Oh my goodness, please excuse him sir, his niggarity is showing, full force, tonight.
Niggarity by Kyd Dynomite February 9, 2010

Niggardry 

the used to identify the pure malice and hatred some niggas use to fuck up your life any and all the time. it can only be fought off with anti-niggardry tools like books, jobs applications, responsibilty, and popeyes chicken.
hater: aye nigga you aint even all that, i hope you die twice tomorrow!

sensible negro: aye man quit spreadin all that niggardry around here. thats black magic

hater: what you gon do nigga!!???

sensible negro: *pulls out a book* READ NIGGA!!!

Hater: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!*melts into the darkness*
Niggardry by newsome280 April 9, 2009

Niggaritis

1) Its a sudden feeling of tiredness one feels after eating a meal.

2) Feeling of laziness after a satisfactory meal
1)Niggaritis took me after eating that warm home cook meal. I feel too lazy to do anything anymore.

2) After I have ate my dinner, I started to feel tired of doing anything. I think I have a case of Niggaritis.
Niggaritis by L.A1000 May 26, 2017

Niggality 

When you are really horny and feeling like ur going to bust a fat load you have a high niggality
Jaquan: Dude I’m so horny right now
Dequarius: Ya how much niggality do u have right now bro
Jaquan: Dude I have 100% niggality right now
Niggality by SexSlave123 February 16, 2019

niggardly 

An from old Norse "hnøgger", which means "miserly", "stingy". Despite its similarity to the offensive term "nigger", the two words are not related in any way. Stop jumping to conclusions and open the dictionary.
English buff- "Boy that gentleman at the picnic sure was niggardly."

Ignoramus- "You said "picnic" and "niggerly"! Racist!"

English Buff- "*Sigh*! "Picnic" is from a French word that refers to what we'd call a pot luck, and "niggardly" is from an old Norse word that means "stingy". They have nothing to do with race!"

Ignoramus- "Racist!"

English Buff- "*Sigh*..."
niggardly by Lorelili October 3, 2007

Niggardly tip 

A poor tip; the act of giving a niggardly tip is to give a minimal, poor, low tip. Not related to the word "nigger" or black people in any way shape or form.
Server: Ugh, those black people just left me a 5% tip...

Manager: Wow, why do black people have to give such niggardly tip(s)?
Niggardly tip by Reginlief March 23, 2011
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