Niggalations 1:1

Jur1astic changes 1n me1anin (N0 VERY VERY G00D), Wi11 make your Stup1d dumb ass w1fe 0f 9 years leave you over some lil' dick moon cricket scenario l1ke "k1111ng aLL MinoR1T1es aS soON AS yOU SeE thEm" like its a bad thing then she will take you to court over some '''very small very silly''' epileptic episodes that ended 1n 4 couple 0f '''VERY S1LLY''' deaths then getting sent to prison and being charged with federal crime after which period of time you escape with your new '''''homosexua1 b1ack''''' lover who was the prophet of his own new relig1on where he will complete what hit1er couldn't whos name was Jarquaviontavious Z. christ after the escape you get '''s1lly goofy''' l1ttle revenge 0n your wife and her newfound husband and ch1ldren by sufocat1n them with su1fur capturing them in your s1lly l1ttle fun fun chamber where you make some o`w`o comfy sk1n b1ankets then drinking kool aid from their skulls

I was feeling down, then I opened my sacred Nigathology and read my dear held "Niggalations 1:1" which granted me the power of 10,000 Holocausts.

by Niggachrist February 18, 2023

Niggalations 1:4

He who conducts thy aux cord must haveith flames on thy playlist.

"Pass the aux cord."
"Nigga read Niggalations 1:4"

by Book of Niggalations January 21, 2019

niggalations 15:35

if thy guy can make your girl laugh and giggle, they can make her ass clap and jiggle.

Dude! Keep an eye on your girl and Joe. You didn’t forget about Niggalations 15:35, did you?

by factual opinion November 20, 2019

niggalations 16:29

If she throws it back on the tok, she for the whole block

niggalations 16:29

by buckethatmurderer May 28, 2020

Niggalations 17:38

"If thou cannot throw hands, thou cannot throw shade"- Niggalations 17:38

James: Bruh, I'm about to go fight Dontrell!
Tyriq: Boi, if you are u better have Niggalations 17:38 in mind.

by Xray Equinox May 27, 2016

Niggalations 17:5

Forgiveth for they not know what the fuck they just did…I won’t sayeth sorry for I am not a sorry ass nigga.

“This nigga just stepped on my shoes”
Son, Niggalations 17:5.

by lynxdavoyager April 2, 2022

Niggalations 12:32

If thy queen is sleep, the ps4 shall beep.

Bro I don’t have time to play. Niggalations 12:32

by Sheryi April 23, 2020