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Nicole’s dad 

A mythic creature believe to be a folktale/ghost story, it’s said to have been millions of years since anyone has seen him.
“Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Nicole’s dad?” “Friend 2: haha good joke”
Nicole’s dad by Pussyslaya449 October 24, 2018

Nicole's happy drug 

When after you ate Skittles gifted to you by someone you can't stop smiling. But you also haven't blinked in an hour.
Man what was in those Skittles? Nicole's happy drug?

oct 29: national zach grabs nicole’s ass day 

when all the zach’s see a nicole and slap her ass.
“hey zach”
“oh hey nicole!”
*slap’s her ass*

when it’s oct 29: national zach grabs nicole’s ass day all zachs will slap all nicole’s asses

anna nicole smith

Dude, stop calling my celly asking me for Xanax! Don't you know the fucking pigs are tapping my phone? Next time, just say you need to hang out with anna nicole smith, ya doofus. Save that overly obvious telephone terminology for when you're calling a sketch pad.

Destiny Nicole Smith 

Destiny Nicole Smith Is a beautiful young lady who is great at everything she does she may do alot of stuff and make you mad as hell but then changes that to something heartwarming and caring, when you have her treat her right because she loses trust easily she is the best girlfriend/bestfriend you can ever be with shes beautiful and has great taste in style and great taste in food, so buy her lots of it she is kind hearted and if she leaves she will make you reminisce on the daily about her and the time you had together, she will make you try as hard as you can to get back with her she never folds she loves sports her favorite places to eat are chick fil a sonic and chipotle shes beautiful and deserves everything that she has need and want dont ever lie to her or anything she'll kill you she's the best bubbie you can ever ask for best wife and best person to keep you entertained with her corny or sarcastic jokes or her natural beautiful hair, She loves it when you writes long paragraphs bout her telling her how beautiful she is and how you will chase her to the ends of the earth and how she makes you feel on the inside Destiny is the best person to be with.
Omg theres Destiny Nicole Smith she's so beautiful just look at her hair.

I saw you walkin with Destiny this morning she's really pretty.
Destiny I love you more than anything you beautiful in and out and i would never try to hurt you or cheat on you bae ik imma fuck up bae but i ask for another chance to be that person in your life I wanna continue as your husband bae I cant sleep or eat at night you make me wanna buy us a private jet and just fly to whereeva you wanna live and buy you whatever you want baby I promise when you come back imma show you im really changing and ily baby thats neva gon change you so damn beautiful that guys fight over you. You make me wanna buy you a whole nother house a mansion with gummy bear chandiliers with a chick fil a in the room downstairs just incase you get the late night munchies baby come back to me and lemme show you how real im gon be from now on. Destiny

Anna Nicole Smith

A voluptuous blonde pill-popping trainwreck who has her own television special that is about as painful to watch as a colonoscopy. A former Guess? model.
Is that Anna Nicole Smith's son? Poor kid, if that was my mom, I'd kick my own ass.
Anna Nicole Smith by noelle March 28, 2003
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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