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Make your next move your best move 

Make your next move your best move refers to the first moment following a major life change wherein one understands that with your back against the wall; time growing short; and , your options limited you must act wisely in order to both survive and thrive. The crisis make you decisive.
When you don’t have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of you better make your next move your best move. When you have nothing, you’ve got nothing to lose.

Double it and give it to the next person 

“Double it and give it to the next person” started off as a tiktok trend where the video creator would walk up to random people asking them if they want an amount of money (say $5), or if they’d rather “double it” (as in double the value) “or give it to the next person” (the next person the creator will choose for the video). So, if the first person declined and gave it to the next person, that next person would choose between $10 or passing it on. This would continue until someone chose to keep the money.

These videos evolved and creators used more ridiculous items instead of money, for example, hot dogs or something else that a person would clearly not want and thus would “double and give to the next person”. This is where the meme emerged.

Now, many people will comment “double it and give it to the next person” on tiktoks or reels to express that the video is describing a situation they would not want to be in. In other words, it’s another way of saying “I’d hate to be that guy”
Man: “My wife cheated on me and is pregnant with his child, but I have to take care of the baby financially because he’s incarcerated.”

Commenter: “Double it and give it to the next person
A twice yearly incident were one wakes up early to queue up to the store and clear away a pile of unwanted shit.
Why do you even bother going to the next sale? You get out of bed early and all there is in there is SHIT.
Next Sale by itztimmyx April 20, 2012

Next to Normal 

One of the greatest and most inspiring musicals ever made. About a suburban family going through loss, depression, and substance abuse. Won the Pulitizer Prize in 09' features some of the best actors of this century and the next. Music and book by Tom Kitt and Brian Yorkey.
Writing paper *I'm Alive from Next To Normal comes on Pandora*

Me: IM ALIVE IM ALIVE I AM SO ALIVE

gosh that italian family at the next table sure is quiet 

Said to find out if someone is a Russian sleeper spy.
Step 1. Say "Gosh that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet"

*Russian sleeper spy revealed* *Cough* *Cough* Adam West *Cough* Cough*

Count me in for next year! 

A response from the perennially pwned when they decline to attend the annual guy's trip to Vegas.

The answer is always "I cant this year, but count me in for next year". The following year, this answer is regurgitated verbatim.
Mich: You going to Vegas this year?

Dork Whiner: Ummm, I cant this year. But count me in for next year!

Mich: *eye roll*