next shit

Anything ill; completely out of nowhere.

He be sayin some next shit!

I gotta cop that, that's some next shit right there!

by The Bikeyorph November 18, 2004

next shit

Next level. Anything that is unexpected from the norm. Surprising and new.

Steph Curry's shot from around half court to beat the Thunder was some next shit.

by Hubbz October 2, 2017

next shit

Anything that is completely fresh and new, and kicks the status quo's ass.

When Jimi Hendrix came out, that guitar playing was some 'next shit'

by Andy June 9, 2004

on that next shit

Meaning your crazy, you out of your mind and needa snap back into reality

Side chick: I'm tired of us hiding I want to start going out with you in public I want love
Guy: fuck outta here you on that next shit you know I have a girl at home

by hffunfsilmbfdukm December 27, 2014

Next To Shit

The second lowest form of stature or amount. Being after shit which has pretty much the lowest value.

Dude:"Man, my job sucks ass, I get paid next to shit an hour to.

by anonymousx58 June 27, 2009

Next Level Shit

A substance that is in some way superior or more powerful than others

Example 1:

"I just got some Puerto Rican rum. It's some next level shit"

Example 2:

Person A: "That guy's all fucked up"
Person B: "Yeah, he's high on some next level shit"

by Mac 7 July 6, 2009

Next Day Shits

The act of taking a large dump or having diarrhea after a night of heavy drinking. Also known as NDS for short.

Guy 1 - "Dude, after last nights party I got the worst Next Day Shits today."
Guy 2 - "Aw man I hate NDS."

by Jme9589 January 18, 2011