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Newelling 

Adding words to the urban dictionary under the puerile misapprehension that it is an original thought
Some poor unfortunate thought he was clever newelling the word Soward
Newelling by The Cessinator September 29, 2011
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Dry Needling

The consensual act of being fucked in the ass without the use of lube.
Good Lord, Janis! You forgot the lube. I know you like it rough, but are sure you’re ready for dry needling?
Dry Needling by Ihateemail December 9, 2019

Neveling 

Usually a short, nutty, random kind of girl. Known for getting herself into a lot of mischief and being sneaky. Can be found eating or hunting for some form of chicken based food or hot dogs. Neveling can also be described as a loyal naf naf along with her naf naf friends. If you want a Neveling leave a trail of chicken or call out naf naf.
Has anyone seen a Neveling around?
I'm not sure call for naf naf or offer out free chicken, you should find Neveling then!
Neveling by S3312O January 2, 2014

Sewelling 

I say Wilburforce, is that man partaking in a quick Sewell?

Why yes Alfred, I believe he is. Wow, he's Sewelling at quite the rate there, what?

Quite so Wilby, let's watch from behind this conveniently placed peep-hole...
Sewelling by Daniel Sewell February 6, 2007

Novelling 

From the verb "To Novel". This is where you have intercourse with someone (generally a woman using doggy style or a man) whilst reading out extracts from Charles Dickens.
Phil: I indulged in a bit of novelling with Susie last night
Adam: Really!? What's she into?
Phil: It has to be said, the bitch loves "A Tale of Two Cities"
Novelling by matrixbadger February 16, 2009

Newballing it 

Named for the man that employs this strategy the most, this is a method of salesmanship that involves burning through sales prospect after sales prospect without much respect for the sales process. This method does not require spending much time with the customer, so it's very efficient.

Disclaimer: This method is not very effective, and does not have a high closing percentage.
Gosh, Frank, you're really burning through the ups today!

I know, right?! But at least I got this guy on a test drive! It's not like I'm Newballing it!

That's true, hahahaha!
Newballing it by Meatbag79 September 13, 2016

Nebellin 

He is addicted to waking to motortbikes and only plays the game "The Crew 2" He is a weird fat kid that will never be laid
Person 1:"Nebellin just joined the discord call."
Person 2:" Aight ima leave."
Person 1:" Yeah me too i dont like him
Nebellin by CatLag September 29, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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