needling

When one man loves another man very much, and one man has a VERY large penis and the other has a very SMALL penis, and the man with the small penis sticks his penis inside the urethra of the large penis, then they have needled.

"Alright, now slide your penis into my penis..."

"OH GOD YOU'RE NEEDLING ME! HOLY SHIT! AHHH GOD!"

"So you're saying that when two men needle and one man cums, then semen will enter the other man's penis and mix with his semen and then go back into the first man's penis and then the process will repeat? COOL!"

"Oh, god, I can't believe we just needled. I mean, at first I didn't think it was even possible. I need a smoke"

by Lord Funzor January 2, 2009

the needle

Lethal Injection

They can give you 25 to life, or they can give you the needle.

by [e-mail] February 22, 2017

needle

To annoy.

Youre needling me

by oracle March 12, 2004

Needled

1. Being strung out/high on heroine.
2. Having a tattoo.

That junkie's always needled.

That guy's needled with a sick tattoo.

by Jaynik December 2, 2007

needle

Aggression between two people or teams, particularly in sport.

There's always needle when Manchester United play Leeds.

by ScouseJim July 16, 2008

Needle

A really small penis. Usually really wrinkled.

Sam was showing off his needle in the showers, what a prick.

by Tspoon December 28, 2005

Needle

To tease someone to try to get a reaction or annoy the person.
A popular poker term to get someone to tilt

The whole table needle(d) Phil until he finally cracked and went on tilt.

by Andre Gonzales (PH) March 18, 2016