New Hampshit 

Like a Masshole, only from New Hampshire.

Guy with New Hampshire plate cuts me off in traffic.

I yell out the window,

"NICE DRIVING YOU PEICE OF NEW HAMPSHIT"

New Hampshit by Dnuggs518 September 17, 2021

603 Manchester New Hampshit

biggest pussy city in all of the county, no one who matters in society lives there, everyone says their hard but they all live in the suburbs and live off their parents money, pussy is an understatement for this fucking town

Joe- "Yea im from the 603 Manchester New Hampshit"
Bob- "Oh you must be a pussy, thats all that comes out of there".

603 Manchester New Hampshit by cashmoney millionaires December 13, 2009

New Hampshire dog 

A modified version of a hotdog. You stick your penis on a hotdog bun and drizzle it with maple syrup. When presenting it to whomever you choose to give it to you say "order up" or "dinner is served". Perfect for a party prank or surprising your girlfriend or wife.

I need to run to the grocery store for syrup and hotdog buns. I need to serve up a New Hampshire dog.

New Hampshire dog by M_Dubz152 June 6, 2023

New Hampshire 

A place where people from mass come to get lost in our mountains which have very clearly marked trails and then have the state of New Hampshire pay to rescue them.

Where have you been?

I got lost in those fackin New Hampshire mountains, i am such a moron.

New Hampshire by TheRadish1 March 30, 2009

Cornish, New Hampshire 

The best place to live...It's basically a little slice of Heaven..

Cornish, New Hampshire is like having your cake and eatting too.

Cornish, New Hampshire by Kevin Geeeee February 11, 2006

New Hampshire 

Beautiful place. You can actually see and feel all 4 seasons. If you have a preference for the fall weather, this is the place to be. Extremely down to earth and friendly people. No sales or income tax means very helpful to your bank accounts, especially with a good job! Very clean and lots of outdoors activities! Arts and entertainment has plenty to offer, though a bit on the small-scale side, even for a small area. Plenty of bars and pubs, and one or two good clubs (only in Manchester). Now the bad: the only knock to NH is when it comes to initial dating and that aspect of social life...the women here are absolutely ridiculous! I've travelled all across America and have never encountered such unfounded drama or stupidity. Imagine how high school was, and add maturity (but nothing else). And all that is just for trying to get that first date!! However, as the natives told me how they cope with it, the saving grace is that Maine and Massachussetts are nearby. I tell you, it IS a huge difference, but it's a damn shame for all there is to offer here...skiing, white-water rafting, Southern New Hampshire still has a "small big city" vibe, etc. Oh, and they know how to drink.

Some of the most fun cities of New Hampshire include Manchester, Portsmouth, Dover, and Nashua.

New Hampshire by TravellerNY December 28, 2005

Vermont and New Hampshire 

When platonic friends of either gender have to share a bed, "sleeping Vermont and New Hampshire" describes the common solution of sleeping feet-to-head in order to avoid anything hinky.

Axl and Slash had to share a hotel room after the show, but they slept Vermont and New Hampshire.

Vermont and New Hampshire by mojotikian June 15, 2010