never-will-be 

Similar to a has-been, but without the interval of being genuinely famous between originally being a nobody and then becoming a nobody again (afterwards).

The term is also sometimes applied to pseudo-celebrities that are used to pad out the roster of guests at TV programs and other events that wanted real celebrities, but couldn't get them.

Sometimes, the never-will-be is deluded enough to think that they truly were famous at some point, and is irritated that they aren't generally treated like the celebrities they feel they should have been.

Synonym: never-was.

He's never done anything important enough to be a has-been -- he's a never-will-be.

never-will-be by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 29, 2006

a bird will never be a fish 

A truth that many should recognize. You can't make someone into something they are not. If you like banker types don't marry a construction worker. If you like the bad girl look don't marry the girl next door.

Ryan is in love with Meg but a bird will never be a fish.

a bird will never be a fish by Roxannaroxanna June 28, 2018

Consequences will never be the same 

An attempt by Ankle-Sock Moustache man to say that the consequences of trolling his daughter, Jessi Slaughter, would be great, but instead that the "Consequences will never be the same".

Mostly used to tell someone to stop doing something while taking the piss out of said 11 year old's ankle-sock wearing father.

Ankle-Sock Moustache Man: And you've been reported to the Cyber-Police, and if you come near my daughter, guess what. Consequences will never be the same.

Andrew: Dude, I blocked your toilet again.
John: Stop doing that or consequences will never be the same!
Both: lol

Consequences will never be the same by Professor Vix July 26, 2010

you will never be satisfied

you will never be satisfied with what you have. you get a wife/husband and then cheat on them by accident because the person that made you cheat is forcing you to.

Person A: i know my sister like i know my own mind, you will never find, anyone who is trusting or as kind! i love my sister more than anything in this universe--- you will never be satisfied, god i hope you're satisfiiiiiiied
Person C: you'll never gonna be president now!
Person B: *extremely pissed off*

you will never be satisfied by Kiyotaka Ishimauru December 31, 2020

You will never be a god 

Loki's last words before Thanos snapped his fucking neck.

When Loki said, "you will never be a god" in infinity war, I wanted to kill Thanos.

You will never be a god by Killmepleaserightnow September 26, 2018

This will never be POTD 

Let's be straight here... It will never be post of the day, and if your retarded enough to look this up, then you need help.
Also I'm pretty sure this isn't gonna be posted.

Why the fuck will you need "This will never be POTD" in a sentence?

This will never be POTD by wtfh is pseudonym? March 12, 2021

you will never be a woman 

A phrase used by incels on 4chan to belittle trans people (specifically m>f)

Trans person: Hey guys! I just did my hair, what do you think?
4channer: You will never be a woman. Go kill yourself

you will never be a woman by whatthefuckisapsudonym December 7, 2020