Jane: Do you thinkBob is gay ? He turns down every girl!
Jason: No he turned down all the guys too, including me
Jane: He must be neutrasexual....
Jason: Agreed
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand