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Neuromarketing 

Marketing straight to the subconscious mind using emotions, suggestion and brain science. Neuromarketing is essentially legal and ethical mind control.
Jake: Yo Cobra, trust me bro theres only 1 type of marketing that works better than sales
Paul: Are u gunna tell him about NLP bro?
Jake: Nah bro this makes NLP guys look like amateurs
Cobra: What is it? Controversy? Cuz if so I'm already using that shit for my hustlers university

Jake: Nah it's neuromarketing
Paul: Ohhh neuromarketing?! I heard you can make ppl do things you want and they will think it was their idea!
Cobra: Damn, for real king? Neuromarketing is Top G. where can I learn?
Jake: Hit up my boy jetset madrid , he is the king of that shit dawg

Random guy eavesdropping: I wonder if I can use neuromarketing to teach my girl to listen to me
Neuromarketing by piaheza August 1, 2022

neuromarketing 

Neuromarketing is the study of the brain’s responses to advertising, the brands encountered in our daily lives, and all the associated messages and images that are strewn throughout the cultural landscape of everyday life.

It is a controversial new field of marketing which uses medical technologies such as functional Magnetic Resonance Imaging (fMRI) -- not to heal, but to sell products.
In an fMRI neuromarketing study of men's reactions to cars, Daimler-Chrysler has found that sportier models activate the brain's reward centers -- the same areas that light up in response to alcohol and drugs -- as well as activating the area in the brain that recognizes faces, which may explain people's tendency to anthropomorphize their cars.
neuromarketing by Chrissy L October 8, 2006

Neuromarketication 

Neuromarketication refers to the vast field of study that combines Neuromarketing and Communication specially used by marketers. The word was coined by Achintha Jayasekara in October 2023 in a special keynote bridging the gap between Neuromarketing and Communication for entrepreneurs.
It was and insightful session conducted by growth marketing guru Achintha on neuromarketication.
Neuromarketication by TMAchi October 19, 2023

Neurocarbon 

Tiny particles of awesomeness that cannot be fucked with by any other matter in the universe...the god particle
Her: Why does sex feel so good?

Him: The neurocarbons
Neurocarbon by imeanyoulookdumb August 11, 2009

Neurodancer 

In context, a person who uses a SENsory/Synaptic Electronic Interface to maneuver the Net.
They're a neurodancer
Neurodancer by badgraphicsgirl December 6, 2003

Neurotards 

A term to describe a Neurotypical who has little to no knowledge on people with certain neurological differences such as, ADD, ADHD, Autism, OCD, etc.

Someone who infantilizes, demonizes, or treat anyone with these conditions like a child, despite that person telling them to stop it.
Well known examples of Neurotards

-Sia (Music)
-Any autism charity group with a Puzzle Piece as their logo
-Mostly everyone in America
-Your parents (If you have these conditions)
-The people who invented ABA Therape
-School
-Work
Neurotards by Cynical Man September 21, 2022