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Overweight Neckbeard Incels that that think they're important and have the right to cyberbully kids and people and call them Virgins for liking Epic Games' Fortnite when they themselves are heartless, soulless virgins.
Neckbearded Fortnite Haters: FoRtNiTe SuX!

Me:
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by Cynical Man October 27, 2020

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A fancy way of calling a person a fatass.
Kyle: Cartman, You're Such A Redditor.
Eric Cartman: Well At Least I'm Not A Stupid Twitter User.
by Cynical Man April 08, 2021

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A parent who grew up either in the Atari 2600 era , NES era or even PS1 era. A father who spends time with his kids playing Video Games either on Console, PC, or Arcade.
I should become a Gamer Father.
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by Cynical Man March 08, 2021

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It's Free Live TV.
The reason nobody pays for cable anymore.
Pluto TV is amazing. The reason why I own a PS3, PS4, and PS5.
by Cynical Man March 07, 2021

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Wii
The best video game system from my childhood. Had awesome games like Super Mario Galaxy, New Super Mario Bros Wii, Sonic Colors, Sonic Unleashed, Mario Kart Wii, And the pack in title, Wii Sports.(My First Wii Game)
Friend: Wanna play some Wii tennis?
Me: Sure
Friend: *Throws controller at tv*
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by Cynical Man December 19, 2020

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Aside from those cringy dance videos and the chinese government stealin' yo data, I can argue there can be a few TikTokkers who make actual videos instead of cringy dance barf.

One in particular is called donaldducc. It's about a puppet version of Donald Duck, a character from REDACTED doing reaction TikToks, making funny parodies of TikTok Trends (no stupid or dangerous stuff like licking a toilet bowl) and challenges, memes, recurring gags, etc. He screams so loud that he unleashes the demonic cries of a thousand tortured souls. He also has a YouTube channel if you want to check that out.

There's also a TikTokker that makes similar videos with Kermit The Frog and it's less louder than than Donald.

Both are funny in my opinion.
Redditor: TiK tOk SuX

Me: Not exactly. I can argue that there can be some good TikTokkers that roam around the app. Take a look at donaldducc and those Kermit videos.
by Cynical Man April 08, 2021

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