Neuralism 

A philosophical model which attempts to ground human experience in neuro-chemistry and the organization of the human brain. It was first coined by therealdandan and circulated on the widespread application Discord. It is generally used as a meme to make fun of libertarians.

Wow... did that guy really just say Neuralism? He needs to read some Kant!

Neuralism by therealdandan February 14, 2024

Nealism 

The belief that there is a being out there that rules over all. Although this is like most religions this one is special because the being that is worshipped is the greatest mathematician ever, Ryan Neal. The people hold a daily mass for one hour where they sit and do 8th to 12th grade math problems and listen to country music. This religion is most commonly practiced by students of North East Middle and High School.

Catholic: Wow, that Julian is quite the math wiz.
Jew: Of course he is, he practices Nealism.

Nealism by Ryan Neal June 15, 2018

Neuralink 

Some weird dystopian brain implant bullshit that Elon Musk came up with when he was high. At least I assume he was high because that's the only way anyone would ever think implanting fucking computer chips in your brain is a good idea.

Currently, the only use for the technology seems to be torturing monkeys. Hopefully Elon's stupid ass goes to jail for animal cruelty before he thinks of any more uses for it

Neuralink is some bullshit straight out of a dystopian sci fi novel

Neuralink by Eat cheetos, don't elect them February 13, 2022

Naralism 

Naralism is a Religion where we believe that the sun Is our god. We believe that Civilus (A meteor) Hit the earth and caused a massive earthquake that ran the dinosaurs into extinction. On Civilus there was a Micro Organism called Microsapien. when Civilus crashed on earth it leaked the Microsapien’s to be free from Orbit.
The Microsapien’s Cells Developed and grew larger and larger until they became a Mammal form and were known as the Homo gautengensis.

"I believe in Naralism"

Naralism by The Random lunch dumbasses October 25, 2019

Nealism 

Something retarded that someone does that can be likened to the one and only Neal Alan Piper. Ergo a 'Nealism'

Neal spent all his loan on a mac book pro and had no money left to eat, pay rent or go out?

Fail, that's a Nealism.

Nealism by tinotin February 9, 2010

negradism 

The act of using african american activities or vocabulary from a person of a non-black heratige(derived from Dave Chapelle)

The nazis wanted no part in negradism

negradism by Cory Skates June 25, 2005

Nerolism 

The belief or doctrine that all Christians should be fed to lions; derived from "Nero of Rome", who indeed did feed the early Christians to hungry lions in public arena's while the Jews and Pagans of the day cheered them on.

a person who hates Christians may say, "Well I think we should just go back to Nerolism"

Nerolism by gola andretti January 9, 2009