Neuner

German Slang for a 9mm Handgun.

"Die Neuner ist scharf und sitzt bei meinem Schwanz"

by MrCreamy69 July 26, 2023

Neuner

the best last name in the world

pronounced "nooner"

-of german origin

i wish my last name was Neuner

by the coug January 20, 2009

Neuner Trap

The neuner trap is a maneuver pulled by either - inviting a girl over, and getting her too drunk to drive home, while you yourself get above the legal intoxication level to drive as well, or pulling the reverse at their place of residence. Upon her wishing to go home, you simply reply "I/ you are too drunk to drive. You should just crash here. You can sleep in my bed..." At this point, you take advantage of the successful maneuver, and have officially ended your night with a score.

Tessa- "I'm getting tired. I think I should probably head home"

Derrick-" I think you're too drunk to drive. I'm not even seeing straight. You should probably just stay over here. You can crash in my bed"

Tessa- "I guess so..."

Derrick to himself- "Neuner Trap accomplished...."

by e=McHammerd December 28, 2010

keaton neuner

a fat 2 year old that has no life only can play hot cross buns on the recorder has the smallest peen anyone has seen and cry's when he doesn't get his way and likes to kiss dudes and is a gay

everyone hates a Keaton neuner

by 33ggyy December 12, 2021

neutertard

A closeted enabler of Duterte. It's a cross between the words neutral and dutertard (a coined term used to describe people whose rabid support of Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte turns them into retards.) Neutertards use equivocal language, distance themselves from political discourse and hide under the cloak of neutrality. But deep inside, their tails wag to the sound of Duterte's hate speeches, they wank over Duterte's rape jokes, and they are willing to drink the Kool-aid upon Duterte's order.

The newest apointee to Duterte's cabinet is a literary artist who used to carry the torch of feminism but is now reduced to being a neutertard who prostitutes what little remains of her credibility for the sake of convenience.

by Lolito Go January 16, 2021

Neutered Metal

Neutered Metal is some funny dude monkey strumming two or three muddy chords with a knit cap on jumping up and down. AND NO LEAD GUITAR!...This stuff is REAL funny!

Just watch MTV. I rest my case!

by Zilla November 30, 2003

Nesner

A term used throughout the Cascadian region to denote someone as having an inferior intellect and proclaiming that their reproductive organs are larger than that of the person they are attacking.

Similar to Inferior or Emasculate .

Hey bro, Ryan is being a nesner right now.

by SwammyBoy May 12, 2021