when a male's penis is so small that the person giving him a handjob has to make a handgun symbol with their hand and use only the pinky and ring finger to jack them off.

"Oh my gosh, Todd's dick was so small I had to handgun him!"

Handgun by spingenogbe April 25, 2010

Hattiesburg Handgun

receiving fellatio or a hand job and ejaculating clear over your partners head and back into their ass crack, butt hole, or vagina.

" I think I got Allison pregnant yesterday."

"Bro, what the fuck! I told you to always use a condom!"

" I didn't bang her. I shot her with the Hattiesburg Handgun."

(high five)

Hattiesburg Handgun by Handy Man Dan March 4, 2011

crew served handgun

This is a satirical remark regarding oversized, impractical pistols.

Gawwwd, that .50 is a crew served handgun!

crew served handgun by I, Wreckerrr March 31, 2021

The Handgun

The Handgun (Verb). To insert both your index and middle finger into a woman's vagina and place you thumb on her clit, thus making a handgun shape with your hand.

"My girl was well horny last night, so I gave her 'The Handgun'.

The Handgun by superhigh002 June 25, 2015

Poopy Handgun Syndrome

In LOST, when a character places a handgun in the back of their pants, they risk exposure of fecal molecules to the gun. Later handling of the firearm could then spread said fecal matter to hands, and in turn to eyes and/or mouth, causing illness or infection.

Kate:"Wow, Sawyer, looks pretty sick after waving his gun around."
Jack:"I think we have an acute case of Poopy Handgun Syndrome on our hands. Literally, on our hands."
Kate:"Gross. I'm not banging that dude in the bear cages again. How do you know it's PHS?"
Jack:"Cause I'm a God Damn Doctor, that's how!"

Poopy Handgun Syndrome by Ginja Ninja 511 April 16, 2009

Lesbian handgun

A lesbian handgun is a sexual move performed by a lesbian couple. When performing this move during sex, the girls make a handgun shape with their index and middle fingers and jerk each other off in the vagina.

Tina and Devin got fired from their jobs because Karen caught them doing the lesbian handgun in the women’s bathroom and ratted them out to HR.

Lesbian handgun by rosenovarocks April 27, 2024

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026