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Definetly the hottest, most handsome guy around you all the time. He watches you and never leaves you alone. You will hope him the worst for fucking your mom but deep inside you actually are in love with him
Netzip by TommyShelby69 February 25, 2020
Words you can keep
when your ball or balls get caught up in your zipper after taking a piss
oww the worst thing happened i got a nutzip after i shook my dick
nutzip by kablamblast October 14, 2009
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Netiphobia 

The fear of nasal irrigation, as practiced by jamming a diminutive watering can into one nostril, and angling the head to promote the flow of solution out of the fellow nostril. Blech.
Because I suffer from netiphobia, I will never again look at a teapot or watering can with affection.

Armed with the knowledge of my netiphobia, the villain tortured me with youtube videos of people using their neti pots.

Netiphobia by Sharks V. Neti March 10, 2009

netiprious 

1. An unorthodoxed, convention defying, unique sense of standoutish style.

2. A desireable youthful rebellious type quality sought by young men in Western Massachusetts women. The quality is often found among female residents of the Haight Ashbury neighborhood in San Francisco.

3. A pierced tittie.
Netiprious is what Allison's getting in the Lemonheads song, Allison's Starting to Happen on It's a Shame About Ray right before she grows a mohawk.
netiprious by nick April 23, 2005

nethipan 

A sloppy mofo who has a big smile, and a good sense of fashion. Rather individualistic and releavs no means of his love life to others

Loves to have fun
Nethipan, how do you become so swaggy?
nethipan by Wooja July 27, 2014
Adverb: When you are out drinking and doing blow and you do a neti pot and a Pedialyte so you can show up to work the next day
I need a netipedi when I get home I have work tomorrow
Netipedi by Seanito69 July 24, 2018
A synonym to douchebag, because in practical terms the "netipot" is a irrigation device to cleanse a mucous filled orifice, very much like a douche, but since very few women douche anymore, it seems more appropriate to use this particular device as a synonym for asshole, dickweed, jerk, pompous loud and obnoxious human.
Look at him, he's wearing an Ed Hardy shirt and is covered in fake tan. Fucking Netipot.
Netipot by Rude and Rudy July 6, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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