Netphorian 

1.)An asshole or shithead; Loser. Bipolar.
2.)Thinks they know everything about everything.
3.)Has REAL bad taste in music.

Fuck you, you fuckin' netphorian.

Netphorian by Anonymous July 20, 2006

newphoria 

The feeling of happiness or excitement about something newly acquired.

Every year on the day after my birthday I have an overwhelming feeling of newphoria about all the presents I got!

newphoria by Andy Cretcher March 3, 2008

netphoria 

the world's largest known messageboard dedicated solely to discussing indie-rock duo Two Gallants.

Dude, take the Smashing Pumpkins banter elsewhere, this is Netphoria!

netphoria by twogallants48135 November 24, 2006

Neuphoria 

When a Gamer is playing a game from their childhood or remembering something from those years.

Im feeling *neuphoria* just by playing this old game.

Neuphoria by Cap_djeriko June 16, 2020

Neophoria 

Noun; a euphoric sensation experienced upon witnessing a futuristic device or event.

Something that elicits the feeling of living in the future.

I was overcome with a feeling of neophoria upon seeing the new inventions.
We enjoyed an evening of technological neophoria.

Neophoria by Blacksm1th January 21, 2015

netphoria 

A wonderful place to express your concerns about life. Responses often include "no one care" or "but did you get head?"

You: I went for a wonderful walk along the beach with my girlfriend tonight

Them1: No one care.
Them2: But did you get head?

netphoria by kim September 27, 2004

netphoria 

A steaming pile of shit cesspool masquerading as an internet community in which whiny, confused Generation Y brats complain about every last everyday banality known to mankind.

Kindly jump off a cliff and land in Netphoria, you ass-dwelling fuckface.

netphoria by lush July 4, 2004