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netphoria 

A wonderful place to express your concerns about life. Responses often include "no one care" or "but did you get head?"
You: I went for a wonderful walk along the beach with my girlfriend tonight

Them1: No one care.
Them2: But did you get head?
netphoria by kim September 27, 2004

netphoria 

A steaming pile of shit cesspool masquerading as an internet community in which whiny, confused Generation Y brats complain about every last everyday banality known to mankind.
Kindly jump off a cliff and land in Netphoria, you ass-dwelling fuckface.
netphoria by lush July 4, 2004
hello i am a retard who buys nft SAYY WHAAT U DONT SEE THE POINT IN BUYING IMAGES?? U MUST HAVE NFTPHOBIA
nftphobia by nftarecringe December 12, 2021

newphoria 

The feeling of happiness or excitement about something newly acquired.
Every year on the day after my birthday I have an overwhelming feeling of newphoria about all the presents I got!
newphoria by Andy Cretcher March 3, 2008

Netiphobia 

The fear of nasal irrigation, as practiced by jamming a diminutive watering can into one nostril, and angling the head to promote the flow of solution out of the fellow nostril. Blech.
Because I suffer from netiphobia, I will never again look at a teapot or watering can with affection.

Armed with the knowledge of my netiphobia, the villain tortured me with youtube videos of people using their neti pots.
Netiphobia by Sharks V. Neti March 10, 2009

Neuphoria 

When a Gamer is playing a game from their childhood or remembering something from those years.
Im feeling *neuphoria* just by playing this old game.
Neuphoria by Cap_djeriko June 16, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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