When you consume too much alcohol in the Netherlands. Also defined as the next morning after heavy drinking and you have a major hangover - this is derived from the words "weathered and Netherlands".
DamnSavannah I'm so nethered right now after those two pints of Heineken; Daniel and I were so nethered the next day, we felt terrible.
usually a sexually frustrated gravy monger, who wets the bed and has colon difficulties. commonly known as the hairy necktard.
ex. netherbeast was seen masturbating while eating fish sticks. fucking necktard.
Weed from the Netherlands. It is the best. Period. There is nothing like it. Because it's legal to grow in the Netherlands, there are loads of extremely powerful species available such as White Widow, Northern Lights, Santa Maria, AK47, Bubblegum... and many of others.
These kinds contain 15-40% more THC (the stuff that gets you high) than any weed grown outside the netherlands. Jamaican weed is acually crappy compared to it.
A person or persons who is not attracted to or is sexually in favor of males OR females; the opposite of bisexual
Timmy is NETHERSEXUAL, he doesn't date men OR women. He just sits home alone at night, eating cheese dust out of a month-old cheeto bag and watching Flavor Flav rape a chicken on Spike TV.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.