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Neteroing
neverting
Bruce: Holy fuck Jimmy, did you just say that blonde walk by? You should go for her.
Jimmy: Yeah man, but I ain't interested.
Bruce: Oh come on, don't be a pussy, go for it.
Jimmy: No real dawg, I won't be back in the city for a year, not tryin' to spend my last day chasin' a neverting.
Jimmy: Yeah man, but I ain't interested.
Bruce: Oh come on, don't be a pussy, go for it.
Jimmy: No real dawg, I won't be back in the city for a year, not tryin' to spend my last day chasin' a neverting.
neverting by stevensteve August 28, 2018
nietering
Verb: The process of doing little or no action. Standing or sitting in one place for an extended period of time, instead of doing what your supposed to be doing. Smoking weed enhances this phenomenon.
Necroing
Neering
Neering by Summer Drift August 30, 2021
Social Netjerking
1.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that your hottest friends have posted on their social networking profiles.
2.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that a total stranger has posted on their social networking profile.
2.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that a total stranger has posted on their social networking profile.
1.) I did a bit of social netjerking this morning while looking at your girlfriend's facebook page. Man she posts some slutty pictures!
2.) The girl who works at Wawa is pretty hot... there might be some social netjerking in our future if I can figure out her last name!
2.) The girl who works at Wawa is pretty hot... there might be some social netjerking in our future if I can figure out her last name!
Social Netjerking by KOZE KITTENZ September 22, 2011
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
Poggers
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026