Neruda Schtick

The Greatest Cricket Bat Created. Forged in late 2020, the Neruda Schtick is a modified Wahu Plastic bat infused with the power of Communist Poet Pablo Neruda.

Person 1: Let's play crippet!
Person 2: Better grab the Neruda Schtick as its all-powerful
Person 1: yes x

by ffff// August 18, 2021

dirty neruda

When you dip your penis in mayonnaise and use it to make a sandwich for a disrespected friend

Fuck Steve man I’m gonna give him a dirty Neruda when he comes over

by JustimusPrime September 16, 2021

Neruda King

A sad little boy who gets dogged by his girlfriend.

Did you hear Neruda King gets fucked by his girlfriend?

by El papi benito August 19, 2021