Neruda Schtick

Name: Neruda Schtick Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 32.95 USD
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The Greatest Cricket Bat Created. Forged in late 2020, the Neruda Schtick is a modified Wahu Plastic bat infused with the power of Communist Poet Pablo Neruda.

Person 1: Let's play crippet!
Person 2: Better grab the Neruda Schtick as its all-powerful
Person 1: yes x

Neruda Schtick by ffff// August 17, 2021

Words you can keep

Neruda King

A sad little boy who gets dogged by his girlfriend.

Did you hear Neruda King gets fucked by his girlfriend?

Neruda King by El papi benito August 18, 2021

Related Words

Neruda King • Neruda Schtick • dirty neruda • nerda • nerdage • nerdabe • nerdalization • Nerdasaurus • Nerdasaurus Rex • Nerida

dirty neruda

When you dip your penis in mayonnaise and use it to make a sandwich for a disrespected friend

Fuck Steve man I’m gonna give him a dirty Neruda when he comes over

dirty neruda by JustimusPrime September 15, 2021

vashta nerada

Vashta Nerada were swarming, carnivorous beings. The name meant "the shadows that melt the flesh".

"Stay out of the shadows. They're not shadows. They're the vashta nerada

vashta nerada by -Timelord November 26, 2013

nerual

An extremely rad girl who typically flies under the radar.
Lauren spelled backwards.

guy1: Dude, who was that chick I saw you with in Oil City last night?

guy2: Man, that was nerual, she's fucking awesome.

guy1: Who?

guy2: Lauren. You don't know her.

nerual by Lauren Joyce January 22, 2008

Nerdatwat

A cross between a nerd and a twat.

Boy definition: A huge dick head that tries to get attention and thinks they are very tough

Girl definition: a complete idiot that has no idea what the fuck is going on; a vagina

"Wow look at that nerdatwat taking off his shirt and showing off."

"I sent her fake dick pics and she thought they were real, whatta nerdatwat."

Nerdatwat by The pelican man April 30, 2015

Nerida

A very rare kind of woman: Whip-smart, honest to a fault, fiercely loyal, and quite possibly the best lay you will ever have.

Neridas tend to be from a foreign country, are thin, have brown hair, and a penchant for impossible men. They sometimes pretend to like football if they happen to be dating a Brazilian footballer, but otherwise are not that in to sports.

Neridas make excellent friends and even better lovers.

My girlfriend sucks. I wish I was dating a Nerida.

That girl I met last night at the bar? I can't believe the crazy sex we had. She was a total Nerida.

Nerida by naked manatee February 6, 2010

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026