nerual

An extremely rad girl who typically flies under the radar.
Lauren spelled backwards.

guy1: Dude, who was that chick I saw you with in Oil City last night?

guy2: Man, that was nerual, she's fucking awesome.

guy1: Who?

guy2: Lauren. You don't know her.

by Lauren Joyce January 22, 2008

narom nerual

an extremely stupid girl that sits in computer applications looking stupid. she has a (guich) for a father that i gave a (schwack) and has a (fuhtaguous) brother.

That silly narom nerual just touched my balls.

by tyler VONhill December 3, 2004

Neural Reality

NEURAL REALITY
n.

1. Brain generated consciousness construct subjectively perceived as a genuine state of actual being or existence that reflects, in part, the autonomous processing of exogenus neural stimuli through preexisting biogenetic/biochemical neurocognitive pathways.

2. Psychological and physiological perception of reality resulting from a direct neural connection between the brain and an artificial neural device.

3. Machine generated neural stimuli capable of inducing mental and physical perception of reality that is indistinguishable from genuine life experience.

While Virtual Reality closely simulates a real world environment by actively engaging one or more of the five senses, Neural Reality is that perception of the real world pieced together by the brain and incorporated into the conscious mind as a state of actual being or existence. The artificial nature, inherent in the former, makes Virtual Reality clearly distinguishable from what is perceived as the "real world." The same cannot be said for the latter - even if induced by artificial means.

by Sonoma County Dave July 7, 2008

neural pus

A substance secreted by neurons when the brain is stressed, resulting in slowed or fuzzy thinking.

(From a mock ad in Alan Moore's comic book "1963".)

I've been trying to write this essay all morning and I don't have even a single sentence yet. I think my brain's full of neural pus.

by Abracadab January 4, 2008

Neuralink

Some weird dystopian brain implant bullshit that Elon Musk came up with when he was high. At least I assume he was high because that's the only way anyone would ever think implanting fucking computer chips in your brain is a good idea.

Currently, the only use for the technology seems to be torturing monkeys. Hopefully Elon's stupid ass goes to jail for animal cruelty before he thinks of any more uses for it

Neuralink is some bullshit straight out of a dystopian sci fi novel

by Eat cheetos, don't elect them February 13, 2022

Neural Inhibitor

A device shaped like a steel circlet which is placed around the head of a person with psionic mental abilities (telepathy, telekinesis, etc.). The device emits high-frequency radio waves that disrupt the delta wave capabilities of the wearer's brain, thus dampening any psionic abilities. Neural inhibitors have been known to be capable of being reprogrammed to reverse the effect and actually create a barrier for the wearer against any telepathic infiltration or attack.

In 'X-Men 2: United', William Stryker placed a neural inhibitor on the telepathic Professor X's head in order to interrogate and incarcerate him without retaliation.

by razorglove1428 March 1, 2011

Nexual

Defining someone as your next conquest; the person you deem fit to be your next sexual encounter; a declaration the the person you speak of will be your next fuck!

Dam dude! Look at Laura; she's definitely my nexual.

Teacher: you ready for alesson?
Student: yes! Very nexual indeed!

by Sambiase September 23, 2016