Nerdiac 

übernerd; extreme nerd; nerd of nerds

The term nerd is relative. Example: I know a lot about computers and gadgets, so therefore a lot of my friends and relatives consider me a "nerd". But i know how little i actually know, and i myself consult some very wise and nerdy types on certain issues. So if i'm a nerd - what are they? Hence: Nerdiac.

Frink from The Simpsons is a nerdiac.

Nerdiac by Don G. November 29, 2004

nerdicapped 

Nerds whose level of nerdism is so extreme that they have difficulty performing or are not actually able to perform routine tasks requiring normal levels of eye-hand coordination (i.e., drinking from a cup); whole-body coordination (i.e., walking); social interaction (i.e., casual conversation), etc.

Hey, dude, that guy trying to eat the egg fu yung over there is so nerdicapped that he just stuck a chopstick through his glasses!

That nerd is so nerdicapped he just fell over sideways while walking out of astrophysics class!

That guy is so nerdicapped he just stuck his latte up his friend's ass while trying to drink it!

Did you here about poor ol' Cuthbert? He's so nerdicapped he ripped his cock in half jacking-off to a rerun of Knight Rider!

That nerdicapped dude started to say something when that lady asked him where the water fountain was but then he started to make a high-pitched sound, apparently crapped his pants thoroughly and then ran away crying and hid behind a pile of math books.

nerdicapped by Red Shillelagh August 15, 2009

nerdface 

similar to blackface, refers to the caricatures of nerds in the media

"Dude, the way they depict the losers in Revenge of the Nerds is so nerdface."

nerdface by Jared. March 3, 2008

nerdtacular 

Something that you find awesome in an incredibly nerdy way. Often used by closet nerds when discussing nerdy things away from their non-nerd friends.

Is not exactly an insult, but its use usually involves the users making fun of themselves to some degree.

"man...you should see the new Space Marine codex...its totally nerdtacular!"

nerdtacular by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004

Nerdioactive

The property of a top level nerd, characterized by extraordinary programming skills, white skin (a.k.a programmer's tan) and extremely sophisticated...almost not funny jokes. It is believed that Nerdioactive humans emmit a faint light Nerdioactive auraand use binary code in order to think properly

Man, Antonio is really nerdioactive!
I met him the other day in the bus and he was trying to impress the hottie next to him with jokes about C++!!!

Nerdioactive by Gpehli July 30, 2007

nerdjacking 

In conversation, digressing into extreme and/or unnecessary detail about one’s passion (music, coding, gaming) to an otherwise uninitiated layperson, without awareness or acknowledgement of the listener’s rapidly waning interest or lack of understanding of the subject at hand.

Clyde held Stella’s attention briefly, until he began nerdjacking the conversation by talking about World of Warcraft for 4 uncomfortable minutes.

nerdjacking by antilimit June 14, 2011

nerdjacker 

A nerd (e.g. musical, computer, or academic nerd) that deviates onto their favorite subject while engaging in conversation with an unsuspecting person, sucking the entire conversation of any discernible interest, joy, or understanding.

Tom's bumbling conversation with Judy on Balkan politics in music class was a testament to the fact he was a true nerdjacker.

nerdjacker by arellan July 17, 2011