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Neography 

Neo + Graph

A constructed script created as a substitute for a writing system of an existing language or for a conlang.
"Tengwar is one of the well-known neography created by J.R.R. Tolkien."
Neography by Qblivion March 27, 2022
Words you can keep

Geography Joke

The type of joke that one must be around to understand.
"Hey what was that about squids?"-Dude

"Geography joke dude, back off"-Dude 2
Geography Joke by Special-KY May 17, 2009

Geography 

A Lesson where I decided to start making these so I was bored
Geography is a great place to procrastinate
Geography by Despapito001 December 17, 2018

Geography 

Geography is the subject chosen by real lads and legitimate wenches who wish to further their knowledge of the world. It is a subject with greater levels of dimension than any other. Geographers are part of a big family who are in the top of the hierarchy as they will name every capital in their home continent and more. The banter between Geographers is unbeatable with such things such as pissing into rain gauges and throwing litter at environmentalists.
Adam: I sure wouldn't mind having a look at her fault line
Ben: Dude, that fault line hasn't been active in years! She seems ready to go any second!

Adam: This geography banter is unending! Thank god I chose to take it.
Geography by Mr bowles May 29, 2013

geography 

Knowledge of not only where places are, but why and how, as well as predicting the future of where places should be - one important example of when you'd use this knowledge is finding a good location to live, work, start your own biz, and travel based on pasts and forecasts of that location.
"So many people are mistaken with the idea that geography is a social studies class only for junior high about memorizing the outline map of the US; it's a lot more than that - just as math is a lot more than just counting up to 10."
geography by Tojonto September 2, 2006

booty geography 

A term used to describe how common and intense ass will be in the area. The probability of ass and intensity are affected by 3 factors

1. Income: With lower income comes more ass and higher income comes less ass. Poor neighborhoods have more booty than rich neighborhoods.

2. Sexual activity: This is pretty obvious why. Cities and neighborhoods that have more sex will also have more ass due to that being desired during sex.

3. Predominate race: Black girls most likely to have a nice ass, hispanics are less likely, and whites are unlikely. So if the neighborhood is predominately black or hispanic, you will see more booty.
(flat girl walks by)

Boy1: That's gross, where are we?

Boy2: Were in North Dakota, this place has terrible booty geography, so get use to it

Boy1: We need to take a trip to Mississippi one year

Boy2: We will one day, trust me we will

Jewish Geography 

When two or more Jews get together and discuss who knows who's Jewish friends and relatives from where.
Shem tov: You know my brother Morty from New York, he's a doctor, married to Rachael?
Herschel: Yes, I once went out for bagels with him at my cousin Eli's diner in Long Island. Oy, you should have seen the savings!
Passerby: What a Jewish Geography!
Jewish Geography by Alex Blake July 26, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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