Negagence

The innate aura of a person that causes negative things in life to happen.

Permanent negative karma.

A person with Negagence is a walking lightning rod for bad luck.

Guy 1: Hey, I heard that you guys almost died in a ferris wheel accident last night.

Guy 2: Yeah, everything was going great until Richie arrived, then it broke down and fell on everyone. That guy has some serious Negagence.

by Christoficus November 4, 2011

Negavance

To advance one's own agenda, career, reputation, etc. at the expense of another person or group, specifically by criticizing, tearing down, embarrassing, or belittling that person or group. Such behavior is in lieu of advancing one's own agenda, career, reputation, etc. solely on the merits of such.

We've all seen people in the office who like to negavance into job promotions or sweet assignments -- they usually leave a trail of bodies.

by MattersOfManners January 11, 2012

Window of negligence

The time period when a dereliction of duty occurs. Often, an ordinarily prudent member of an organization who normally exercises the level of care generally required for their position, will request that a window of negligence be granted by their superior due to time constraints or logistical complications. The partaker, in essence, is asking for a limited-time exemption from their expected responsibilities or in some cases, after dereliction has already occurred, leniency from their superior in regards to punishment for said subpar job performance that would’ve taken place within the window. The phrase was coined by Matt Fondiler on the 4/19/16 episode of “The Adam Carolla Show.”

INT. BRIDGE OF TITANIC – APRIL 14, 1912 02:40 GMT

(Captain rushes onto the bridge)

Captain: What was that scraping sound I heard while I was in the bathroom?

First mate: Sir, I think we hit an iceberg.

Captain: You think?! Weren’t you at the helm?

First mate: Er…uh…

Captain: Well weren’t you?!!

Second mate: I know where he was Captain.

First mate: You fink!!

Second mate: I may be a fink but at least I’m not some sexual deviant who gets his rocks off watching scrawny, working-class lads plow Rubenesque socialites in the backs of Renault CB Coupe de Villes down in the cargo hold.

First mate: I was merely protecting our passengers’ property.

Second mate: Yeah, then why was your dick in your hand?

Captain: Enough!! This is clearly my fault.

First mate: Now now, Captain.

Captain: No, I should’ve given you a smaller window of negligence while I dropped the Cosby kids off at the pool.

First mate: Cosby?

Captain: He’s a negro rapist in the future who played a beloved pussy doctor on telev---Nevermind that. Ready the lifeboats!

by griffin_t_a September 23, 2016

Negasenser

An individual who uses common sense to negatively argue against your great idea or dissuade you from your lofty goals.

I had this great idea but he's such a negasenser hat he talked me out of it.

by Wurddoc November 7, 2015

Negligence

Not leaving a severely autistic man alone to have free reign while you fuck his roommate. That's not negligence.

Hym "Yeah, negligence is real bad. Reeeeeal bad. I care so much about everyone else. Their lives are so valuable to me."

Iam "They don't care about the details. They want one guy to win and the other to lose."

Hym "Oh, I know. Just screaming into the void."

by Hym Iam May 18, 2022

Dishes Negligence

A behavior (tendency, habit or lone circumstance) when one or more parties fail to maintain a sanitary system of kitchen utensils.

I came home from vacation and threw up in my mouth because of my roommates dishes negligence.
see forkuation spoonuation

by kitchenspazz May 27, 2016

neagened

The act of taking more than half of another person's belongings or income for the soul purpose of establishing dominance. A reference to the Walking Dead character notorious for pulling the same shit.

"Give me all your shit. Now"
"You can't do that!"
"You have no say, you're being neagened."
"Aw, man."

by Donging hard June 18, 2017