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Negavance 

To advance one's own agenda, career, reputation, etc. at the expense of another person or group, specifically by criticizing, tearing down, embarrassing, or belittling that person or group. Such behavior is in lieu of advancing one's own agenda, career, reputation, etc. solely on the merits of such.
We've all seen people in the office who like to negavance into job promotions or sweet assignments -- they usually leave a trail of bodies.
Negavance by MattersOfManners January 11, 2012
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Negagence 

The innate aura of a person that causes negative things in life to happen.

Permanent negative karma.

A person with Negagence is a walking lightning rod for bad luck.
Guy 1: Hey, I heard that you guys almost died in a ferris wheel accident last night.

Guy 2: Yeah, everything was going great until Richie arrived, then it broke down and fell on everyone. That guy has some serious Negagence.
Negagence by Christoficus November 4, 2011
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negnance 

Negative nancy. A person who is a downer.
Phil, don't be such a negnance.
negnance by evs May 1, 2005

Negavana 

Opposite of Nirvana. The point in which someone sucks so much that they just plop down to the epitimy of suckiness. When you become obsessed with material posessions and lose all hope of reaching perfection.
Dude, I really really want a trillion dollar thingie AND I suck balls. I'm gonna reach negavana any day now!
Negavana by thewicked January 4, 2006

Negataneous 

The dinosaurs negataneously disappeared.
Negataneous by Logan D. June 13, 2011

negnance 

short for the phrase "negative nancy"
just because you got friendzoned at smiths night doesn't mean you need to be such a negnance.
negnance by themjeans October 23, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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