Me: Dude, do you actually have necrophilia?
Him: Yeah.
Me: So you would get aroused when you see a dead body?
Him: Mhm.
Me: Bruhh, deadass?
Him: WHERE?
Necrophilia, huh? Well, I guess it's cool if your into that sort of thing.
GUY 1: Okay, man. If I die first, you can eat me for nourishment. You have my permission.
GUY 2: I can eat you?
GUY 1: Yeah, sure.
GUY 2: Um, okay. But can I also... you know... fffffff...
GUY 1: ...
GUY 2: Never mind.
a. The glorification and/or the inflation of the image of a popular musician who is deceased or a posthumous music release.
b. The act of metaphorically sucking/riding the dick of a deceased musician.
"I think Jon is an Industry Necrophiliac, because his favorite rappers are Juice WRLD and XXXTentacion."
When the elderly have sex, pushing apart a grilled cheese sandwich with a loosesausage you found in the back of the freezer.
I walked into great aunt Bessie's room and her and uncle Boris were going at it, 19 to the dozen. The doctor said it's 'early onset necrophilia' and prescribed me some eye bleach.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."