God's gift to human ears. Seriously, it's as if Jesus Christ himself came down and started whispering in your ear whenever you hear them.
Rap retard: Yo dis here Lil Wayne song iz phat! ah'm going ta blare it as loud as ah can so niggas can know how phat it iz! , wOrd!
Me: God they're playing that crap again? Haven't these dumb fucks ever heard Necrophagist solos? Well then, I guess I should educate them with a lesson in good music! *Starts playing Advanced Corpse Tumor at full volume*
Rap retard: Yo What iz dis here emo sh*t? muh motha fuckin brains hurt when ah listen ta dis here cuz it sucks so hard! Don' make me come ova there bitch...
*Solo comes in*
Rap retard: Ahhh! Can't comprehend... Too phat.. in the hood
*Rap retard's head explodes from the awesomeness of the solo*
1)A person who enjoy eating dead people.
2)Ass-kicking Technical Death Metalband from Germany.
1)Bury JoseFernando because Jossie is a necrophagist and he may eat it!
2)I was doubtful when I bought Necrophagist last album,but when I listened to that,it totally blew me away!!!
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.