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Neck-Vag 

When old peoples neck fat droops down to form the shape of a vagina
Kid1: dood, did you see our old english teacher??
Kid2: ya why?
kid1: She has a total neck-vag!
Neck-Vag by Adheesive February 18, 2009
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Vag Neck 

An unfavorable anatomic feature common to the aging male population--the accumulation of under-the-chin fat which, when gathered up by a necktie, closely resembles that of shorn female genitalia.
Did you just hear him say that he's disbanding the COVID-19 Task Force?
Wait, what? No...I was so distracted by his Vag Neck that I missed it...
Vag Neck by YAWA May 11, 2020

neck vagina

neck vagina: a large, deep hairy or hairless horizontal crease on the back of a man's neck.
At the meeting, we were all so distracted by Gord's neck vagina that we took up a collection to buy him some panties to cover it up.
neck vagina by Ollie Doll December 17, 2011

Neck Vagina

The back of a woman’s neck that when rubbed or fingered like a vagina causes pleasure. The neck vagina is often massaged during kissing or as a precursor to sexual activities.
Paul played with Kim’s neck vagina in an effort to get farther into Kim’s pants. Kim’s neck vagina felt good when Paul rubbed it.
Neck Vagina by freznel January 24, 2009

long neck vagina 

Wearing high waisted jeans with a camel toe
Damn those jeans are given her a long neck vagina!
long neck vagina by Slam72 October 21, 2017

neck vagina

a large, hairy crease on the back of a man's neck.
Man, the supervisor's neck vagina was so distracting at the meeting that we all got together and bought him a pair of panties for his head.
neck vagina by Jo Jo Wordsmith December 16, 2011

vagina neck

That fleshy, droopy, wobbly, wrinkly looking skin that old ladies get below thier chin. There is usually a big saggy crease down the middle of the neck and two folds on either side so it kinda looks like a vagina.
Did you see the vagina neck on that lady from the titanic movie!?
vagina neck by hotboxin November 28, 2005
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