hotboxin's definitions

boregasm

Opposite of an orgasm. You discover too late that a sex act is mindless/boring/bad but you've got no better place to be. Also known as a fake orgasm. Occurs frequently with sympathy fucks.

I hooked up with this irish hottie on st pats but when we got back to his place not only was he a horrible kisser but he had no dick. I had a boregasm and got the fuck outta there.

by hotboxin December 28, 2005

french fry cock

Small, skinny, frail white cock. It's so skinny you can't even tell if it's hard, much less if it's inside you.

A guy with french fry cock must have really done something bad in a prior life.

by hotboxin November 28, 2005

yo mamma

Insult, last resort in a verbal confrontation, snap among friends.

Yo mamma is so broke that she got a pussy on her hip so she can make money on the side.

by hotboxin December 28, 2005

dinner line

The line of dark hair that grows vertically down a man's (and sometimes a hairy woman's) belly and ends at the nether regions.

My tongue followed his dinner line right down to the main course baby!

by hotboxin November 29, 2005

good on paper

A person that has seemingly excellent credentials (college degree, money, inflated job title) but is really a complete looser and out of touch with reality. Definitely the type with major skelatons in the closet. Frequently found among avid gamers.

This guy seemed so good on paper - cool job, nice car, huge house but it turns out that he's some kind of bdsm, cross dressing freak!

by hotboxin November 27, 2005

trail of happiness

The dark, vertical hairline found on the torso of males, but sometimes females, below the belly button that leads straight to the fun bits.

Homygawd, this beach hottie's board shorts were so low that I got a look at his trail of happiness.

by hotboxin November 29, 2005

ninny van

Totally unoriginal, ridiculous fishbowl looking vehicle that is driven by souless soccer moms or sackless males. Regardless of on board options, such as dvd players, xm, game systems, leather or sunroof it will never, ever be cool and has no trade in value.

Ownership basically eliminates regard for any other vehicle on road except your own and includes frequent slamming on brakes for no reason, driving for miles with turn signal on, brake riding, talking on a cell phone while turned around yelling at kids, inability to park straight and driving 20 miles below speed limit in fast lane.

It sucks living on the same street as a school. I'm surrounded by ninny vans 24/7.

by hotboxin November 29, 2005