The dark, vertical hairline found on the torso of males, but sometimes females, below the belly button that leads straight to the fun bits.
by hotboxin November 28, 2005
Opposite of an orgasm. You discover too late that a sex act is mindless/boring/bad but you've got no better place to be. Also known as a fake orgasm. Occurs frequently with sympathy fucks.
I hooked up with this irish hottie on st pats but when we got back to his place not only was he a horrible kisser but he had no dick. I had a boregasm and got the fuck outta there.
by hotboxin November 26, 2005
The line of dark hair that grows vertically down a man's (and sometimes a hairy woman's) belly and ends at the nether regions.
by hotboxin November 28, 2005
Total pos car used by all nonmaterialistic or surfer/stoner type residents of Hawaii. Frequently dented, multi-colored, rusted out and slept in. Any sketchy looking automobile or a prehistoric gas guzzler, of the four door variety, with no a/c, horn, working lighter, etc.
1. One man's hoopty is another man's maui cruiser.
2. I thought it was the best vacation sex ever, until he offered to take me to the airport and I saw his maui cruiser. That car had to be 20 years older than he was!
2. I thought it was the best vacation sex ever, until he offered to take me to the airport and I saw his maui cruiser. That car had to be 20 years older than he was!
by hotboxin February 04, 2005
Small, skinny, frail white cock. It's so skinny you can't even tell if it's hard, much less if it's inside you.
by hotboxin November 26, 2005
by hotboxin November 26, 2005
That fleshy, droopy, wobbly, wrinkly looking skin that old ladies get below thier chin. There is usually a big saggy crease down the middle of the neck and two folds on either side so it kinda looks like a vagina.
by hotboxin November 26, 2005