Definitions by Adheesive

Neck-Vag 

When old peoples neck fat droops down to form the shape of a vagina

Kid1: dood, did you see our old english teacher??
Kid2: ya why?
kid1: She has a total neck-vag!

Neck-Vag by Adheesive February 18, 2009

Nature's Valley Granola Bars 

The candy bar of health food

Person A-"Dude, I'm eating healthier, Im eating these new Nature's Valley Granola Bars!"
Person B-"Those are not that healthy, they are like the candy bar of health food...."

Nature's Valley Granola Bars by Adheesive June 14, 2008