Nearwa

A knickname given to someone named Farwa by their friend group.
When the friend group talks about Farwa and she is present they refer to her as Nearwa.
When they talk about her and she isn't present they refer to her as Farwa

*Farwa walk in the class*
Friends: "Nearwa!"
*Farwa leaves*
Friends: "Bye Farwa"

Nearwa by Nearwa July 3, 2022

nearhater 

Nearhater is a tiktok user who dedicates an ungodly amount of their time to slandering the fictional character Nate River from the popular series Death Note. Their takes are very well thought out, and they have an amazing sense of humor.

I used to like near until nearhater opened my eyes to the truth.

nearhater by averagekurapikaenjoyer March 9, 2021

nearabout 

near, nearly. Portmanteau of "near" and "about".

I was driving down in southern California, nearabout Calexico and the border. But that was nearabout a year ago.

nearabout by ThewQuey August 26, 2012

Nearasmakesnodifference 

A series of words combined into one, used often by Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson, meaning near as makes no difference, almost, or close enough to be.

It'll do a top speed of nearasmakesnodifference two-hundred miles per hour

Nearasmakesnodifference by Ben Dover, and Phil McCrackin January 21, 2010

Narwal 

The most amazing animal in life. It is like a whale and a unicorn had a child and then it drank some awesome (: Narwals are my favorite animal and in my opinion should be given a national day every year (September 25) These animals should be honored by everyone and given more recognition, because apperantly this is the first definition on UD.

Narwals are cooler than your mom.

Narwal by NarwalLover4Life April 20, 2011

Narwahl 

A mysterious nocturnal creature that is known to bacon during the dark hours.

Girl: I've been watching this damn Narwahl all day and he hasn't bacon'd once!
Guy: Bish, everyone knows the Narwahls only bacon at night.

Narwahl by Definitely not Gooch July 13, 2011

Neariah 

A girl who have smiles as shiny as the sun and eyes as beautiful as the moon. She is very easy to be with, with her friendly character and her lame jokes that would make you burst. Being with her would make life more enjoyable and satisfying.

Why don't you marry a neariah if you want to be happy?

Neariah by Nokma June 8, 2021