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Narwahl

A mysterious nocturnal creature that is known to bacon during the dark hours.
Girl: I've been watching this damn Narwahl all day and he hasn't bacon'd once!
Guy: Bish, everyone knows the Narwahls only bacon at night.
by Definitely not Gooch July 13, 2011
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Narwahl

A large mammal that lives in northern waters, and has a large horn, affixed to its head. Also known as the unicorn of the sea. Is used to refer to a person from a northern country, with large genitals.

includes, Scotish, Canadian, Swedish, and Russian's
Wow that guy is such a narwahl" "Do you think he'll let me see his narwahl?
by Nor-Boy January 10, 2011
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Narwahl

A mysterious nocturnal creature that is known to bacon during the dark hours.
Girl: I've been watching this damn Narwahl all day and he hasn't bacon'd once!
Guy: Bish, everyone knows the Narwahls only bacon at night.
by Definitely not Gooch July 13, 2011
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Narwhal Appreciation Day

April 22nd. A day for marveling at the beauty of narwhals, ancestors of unicorns.
Stephanie: "Guess what today is!"
Sarah: "Friday?"
Stephanie: "Narwhal Appreciation Day!"
Sarah: "I LOVE NARWHALS!"
by HollyHeywood November 2, 2011
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narwhaldo

A polymath in an industry that has a high level of related skills.

The word is based around the idea that there are "unicorns" in a particular industry. The problem with term, however, is that unicorns are a mythological figure and no one has ever seen them, they exist as a figment of our imagination.

Narwhals, on the other hand, are real, endangered, and have been called the unicorns of the sea for their similar, singular horn. If you combine that with Waldo, an elusive figure that is hard to find even though he sticks out-- you have a Narwhaldo.

This is a metaphor for people that are real and produce high quality work because of their well rounded ability to put things in the context of their many skills. They are tricky to find, but putting one on your team is a solid investment.

Narwhal + Waldo = Narwhaldo
Did you see that clean aesthetic? The UX of her work is incredible. She coded the entire thing? We might be looking at an elusive narwhaldo.
by DesignHead May 1, 2014
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Narwhalogy

1) The Study of Narwhals

2) Also used to describe someone that nobody likes

3) A stupid bitch
1) When I go to college I want to learn about Narwhalogy

2) Somebody get that faggot Narwhalogy out of my house.

3) Get that bitch nigga fagot ass staff member Narwhalogy off of Krynn.
by ICBMs2020 January 15, 2018
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narwhal

The amazing, magical combination of a unicorn and whale. They're small, and can only be created when a unicorn decides to fuck a whale. They are THAT magical.
When I grow up, I wanna be a narwhal! NAAAR
by Scribbles January 2, 2004
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