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Narwall

An adjective used to call people who rarely, or don't go outside at all, specifically, people who'd rather play video games or watch television than hang out with friends.
Person 1: Want to go to the mall?

Person 2: No, I'm obliterating noobs on Fortnite.

Person 1: Ugh, you're such a Narwall.
by Narwall#0909 August 18, 2018
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Narwall

Wow that's such a "narwall"
by Paxtinsucks June 14, 2018
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Hitting The Narwall

When intelligent people with quick wits have partook in too many recreational substances over too long of a period of time and the funny things they were saying at the beginning of tge party start to fall flat.
“I mean, I get it, after you had to explain it to me, in depth.” “I think you are hitting the Narwall man, take a nap, you look crazy.”
by Iamwebster1307 December 11, 2021
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Narwal

The most amazing animal in life. It is like a whale and a unicorn had a child and then it drank some awesome (: Narwals are my favorite animal and in my opinion should be given a national day every year (September 25) These animals should be honored by everyone and given more recognition, because apperantly this is the first definition on UD.
Narwals are cooler than your mom.
by NarwalLover4Life April 20, 2011
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Narwahl

A mysterious nocturnal creature that is known to bacon during the dark hours.
Girl: I've been watching this damn Narwahl all day and he hasn't bacon'd once!
Guy: Bish, everyone knows the Narwahls only bacon at night.
by Definitely not Gooch July 13, 2011
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narwhalling

Verb=The act of penetrating a persons anus with the nose, preferably without the spreading of the butt cheeks. Also known as the Cyrano de Bergerac.
Blair looked at Marian's profile with excitement about his impending narwhalling.

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by Donaldbain February 17, 2010
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nawall

A beautiful young girl that is always hyper, never sleeps and occasionally gets on your nerves. She's very full of love for the important people around her and always thinks of others before herself.
That nawall is just the most amazing thing ever, but i wish she'd go to sleep!
by marayna June 18, 2011
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