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neapolitan penis

When someone circumcised and has a dark skinned penis, but the tip of the penis is pink; thus looking like a Neapolitan ice cream sandwhich.
Man that guy Andy really has a Neapolitan penis. A tri-colored shaft.
neapolitan penis by Mesoss March 18, 2014

Neapolitan poop worm 

The result of having unprotected anal sex with three women and squeezing a three layered poop worm out of your penis.
I’d like to get a Neapolitan poop worm from Freddie, Carly and the blonde one!

Neapolitan Icecream 

A creampie by a white guy in a black chick. (strawberry is the pussy, chocolate is the girl, and vanilla is the white guy.)
I just had some Neapolitan Icecream the other night with Halle Berry!
Neapolitan Icecream by Phartman April 8, 2009

Neapolitan lines 

A useful umbrella term describing the Circle, Hammersmith & City and Metropolitan lines' shared route between Baker Street and Aldgate.

On London Underground maps these lines are individually colour-coded yellow, pink and magenta. When viewed side-by-side the lines resemble Neapolitan ice cream, albeit with the Metropolitan line's dark magenta replacing Neapolitan ice cream's chocolate brown.
Example 1:
"How do I get from Liverpool Street to Farringdon?"
"Any of the Neapolitan lines will do"

Example 2:
"What lines pass through Baker Street?"
"The Bakerloo, Jubilee and Neapolitan lines"
Neapolitan lines by LandinInnit September 1, 2013

Kentucky Neapolitan 

When you stick your penis in a girl's butthole and also put your balls in her vagina while she is on her period
"Nick gave her a good Kentucky Neapolitan last night! He didn't even shower after."
Kentucky Neapolitan by NicTheGreat69 February 22, 2017

neapolitan knickers 

The disgusting state of a proper old slappers gusset. Vanilla, strawberry, chocolate, the lot.
Fuck me got my end away last night but that dirty old tart had neapolitan knickers.
neapolitan knickers by prince30 July 31, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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