Definitions by prince30

crowd pleaser

unusual or noteworthy stool which one feels an urge to show to someone before flushing.

After a heavy night i produced a fine log which i had to show my collegues at work, they seemed impressed. What a " crowd pleaser"

The disgusting state of a proper old slappers gusset. Vanilla, strawberry, chocolate, the lot.

Fuck me got my end away last night but that dirty old tart had neapolitan knickers.