neapolitan knickers

The disgusting state of a proper old slappers gusset. Vanilla, strawberry, chocolate, the lot.

Fuck me got my end away last night but that dirty old tart had neapolitan knickers.

by prince30 July 31, 2009

crowd pleaser

unusual or noteworthy stool which one feels an urge to show to someone before flushing.

After a heavy night i produced a fine log which i had to show my collegues at work, they seemed impressed. What a " crowd pleaser"

by prince30 July 31, 2009