Natistic 

A man who eats dogs and fails at math

I am natistic because I ate a dog and failed at math!

Natistic by NatisticNaa August 15, 2017

Notistic 

Not autistic.
When someone or something is the immature third grader definition of autistic but not actually autistic.

That’s so notistic!

Notistic by Mr. Twinkieface January 4, 2021

Notistic 

A disorder that prevents people from hearing the word No.

I didn't realize she was saying no, I'm Notistic!

Notistic by Burt Maass March 14, 2008

Nautistic 

When a young toddler is thought to be autistic, but actually just ends up being more of an introvert with high intellect.

After months of therapy, it was found that Bob was nautistic.

Nautistic by miata78 July 3, 2014

Nautistic 

"Nautistic," in the context of holders of Ordinauts digital artifacts on Bitcoin, is a playful term used to describe individuals who exhibit extreme enthusiasm, dedication, or bullishness within the Ordinauts community or the cryptocurrency space in general. It combines elements of "Nauts" from "Ordinauts" and may imply a strong and enthusiastic commitment to the project.

Troy's Nautistic passion for Ordinauts had him checking the crypto charts with the same intensity as someone hunting for hidden treasure on a daily basis.

When it comes to being Nautistic about Ordinauts, OrdLord takes the cake - he even dreams of moonshot prices and onboarding as many wallets to Ordinauts and Ordinals as he can.

The Nautistic spirit in the Ordinauts community is so infectious that even during market dips, Dave and Mazey are more excited than kids at an amusement park. Mazey is the actual kid in this scenario.

Nautistic by KingOfSuckBallsMountain January 4, 2024

Nartisticissist 

A highly narcissistic person, also an artist, whose condition prevents them from realizing how profoundly untalented they are.

The nartisticissist could only draw badly formed stick figures yet thought he was as talented as Picasso.

Nartisticissist by Jay_Britt May 4, 2024

Nautistic 

Someone obsessed with boats- spends days walking around yards looking at boats. Analyses rigging. Doesn’t want to talk about anything else.

Jeremy is so nautistic, he spends all his time walking around boatyards

Nautistic by Ex0cet September 4, 2025