National sucking dick day

May 1st also known as National sucking dick day!

Hey did you hear what today is? It’s national sucking dick day.

by Your secret Admire May 1, 2024

national dick sucking day

on april 12 you can suck as much dick as you'd like, national dick sucking day is THE day for for all the hos to embrace their inner ho

ho one: "bitch i sucked 9 dicks today"

ho two "i sucked 11, i feel like a bad person"

ho one "it's okay it's national dick sucking day"

by yrfavho April 11, 2017

national dick sucking day iii

The third occasion of National Dick Sucking Day, occurring on October 12th every year.

Ron: Man, I sure gobbled a whole shitload of knobs on National Dick Sucking Day III.

Abe: Same bro. I love celebrating all of the 365 non-consecutive and independent occurrences of National Dick Sucking Day every year!

by Hammer of Jesus April 14, 2019

national dick sucking day

on april 12th kendal crist and paige daugherty can suck as much dick as they can until the clock hits midnight. suck me dry girls!

paige: omg i sucked 7 dicks!

kendal: bro i sucked 12 tf but it’s okay cause it’s national dick sucking day!

by lilly bunch April 11, 2019

National Dick Sucking Day II

The second time of the year, July 12th, when hoes will be hoes and just suck as much dick as they want.

Bitch: Hoe, how much dick did you suck on National Dick Sucking Day II?
Hoe: Biitch, i sucked like 12 dicks, oh lord.

by Wanker6969 May 26, 2018

national dick sucking day

April 12th. A day to treat anyone with a penis to some good ole vacuum seal two hand twist deepthroat top.

In honor of national dick sucking day, Thomas gave his boyfriend Ryan head all night.

by Cotton Candy Apples April 12, 2019

National dick sucking day

On April 13th, Homo sapiens of the female sex have the ability to engulf as much penis as physically possible, without and repercussions

Fuck, my girl gave my brother head last night but I had to let it pass cause it was National Dick Sucking Day.

by Wagnax April 12, 2019