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National smack your tallest friend day (October 31) 

National smack your tallest friend day.
Pay back for calling you short.
National smack your tallest friend day (October 31)
*short friend*: you know what day it is.
*tall friend*: oh please no
*short friend* pay back

National Smack A Bitch Day

smack a bitch who runs their mouth to much or do it for “fun”
Sheila smack her Bestfriend cause it’s National Smack A Bitch Day and because her

Bestfriend slept with Sheila’s boyfriend🤣

This girl just ran up to me and smack the shart out of me

national smack ass day 

April 12. Smack anyone’s ass and say “it’s national smack ass day
*smacks ass*
Joey: “bruh that’s gay
David: “nah man, it’s national smack ass day.”

National smack your tall friends day (October 31)

National smack your tallest friend day.
This is for all the short people out
National smack your tall friends day (October 31)
you can smack all of your friends that are taller than you.

National Smack a Short Bitch Day 

On October 9th, you can legally slap the shit out of anyone 5’8” or under. One smack per person and they cannot retaliate.
A celebration of slapping short people is on National Smack a Short Bitch Day (10/9)

National smack a bitch day

April 16th national smack a bitch day! All day pass to smack whoever, when ever!
Ugh, go I’m gonna go smack that bitch! (Therefore national smack a bitch day)