Narcwhal 

A pompous display of narcissistic tendencies designed to make others uncomfortable and ends up making the person themselves look bad; insults others to try to be “big” and superior to others. A narcissist of the extreme variety.

Fabian used so much narcissistic behavior with his crush by insulting her and being a major narcwhal, that he made himself look silly and called him out on his own behavior.

Narcwhal by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021

Narwhal Appreciation Day 

April 22nd. A day for marveling at the beauty of narwhals, ancestors of unicorns.

Stephanie: "Guess what today is!"
Sarah: "Friday?"
Stephanie: "Narwhal Appreciation Day!"
Sarah: "I LOVE NARWHALS!"

Narwhal Appreciation Day by HollyHeywood November 2, 2011

narwhaldo

A polymath in an industry that has a high level of related skills.

The word is based around the idea that there are "unicorns" in a particular industry. The problem with term, however, is that unicorns are a mythological figure and no one has ever seen them, they exist as a figment of our imagination.

Narwhals, on the other hand, are real, endangered, and have been called the unicorns of the sea for their similar, singular horn. If you combine that with Waldo, an elusive figure that is hard to find even though he sticks out-- you have a Narwhaldo.

This is a metaphor for people that are real and produce high quality work because of their well rounded ability to put things in the context of their many skills. They are tricky to find, but putting one on your team is a solid investment.

Narwhal + Waldo = Narwhaldo

Did you see that clean aesthetic? The UX of her work is incredible. She coded the entire thing? We might be looking at an elusive narwhaldo.

narwhaldo by DesignHead May 1, 2014

Narwhalogy 

1) The Study of Narwhals

2) Also used to describe someone that nobody likes

3) A stupid bitch

1) When I go to college I want to learn about Narwhalogy

2) Somebody get that faggot Narwhalogy out of my house.

3) Get that bitch nigga fagot ass staff member Narwhalogy off of Krynn.

Narwhalogy by ICBMs2020 January 15, 2018

narwhal 

The amazing, magical combination of a unicorn and whale. They're small, and can only be created when a unicorn decides to fuck a whale. They are THAT magical.

When I grow up, I wanna be a narwhal! NAAAR

narwhal by Scribbles January 2, 2004

flying narwhal 

The Flying Narwhal, not unlike the flying Rhino occurs when one dons a construction helmet with a long spiral dildo. Then whilst swimming have the receiver float on their back or floatation device and the Narwhal swim ferociously toward them and jump or dash quickly into their twat or anus, spearing them harpoon-like

As i peered through my poolside window, i saw him tanning on a floatsie in the pool. The narwhal spotted him too, before i could shout a warning, swam across and took a flying leap directly into his anus thus puncturing him with a flying narwhal.

flying narwhal by Newyawkah September 15, 2013

Narwhal song 

A song about Narwhals.
Very, odd.

narwhal song:

narwhals, narwhasl, swimming in the ocean
causing a commotion
coz they are so awesome
narhwals, swimming in the ocean, very big and very white they beat a polar bear in a fight
like an underwater unicorn, they've got kick ass facial horn, they're the jedi of the sea

Narwhal song by Lucylupe910 July 3, 2009