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Narwhaled 

When you take a dump with such force, the turd goes under water and pops out like a Narwhal then makes contact with your ass.
Hey Bob, I just took a dump and got Narwhaled. It was so bad I had to take a shower.
Narwhaled by TGoblin June 28, 2019
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Narwhaled 

Surprise anal underwater sex.
" I went skinny-dipping with Jimmy, he Narwhaled me so hard it punctured a lung"
Narwhaled by SlamDogCrackers November 12, 2019

Narwhal Appreciation Day 

April 22nd. A day for marveling at the beauty of narwhals, ancestors of unicorns.
Stephanie: "Guess what today is!"
Sarah: "Friday?"
Stephanie: "Narwhal Appreciation Day!"
Sarah: "I LOVE NARWHALS!"
A polymath in an industry that has a high level of related skills.

The word is based around the idea that there are "unicorns" in a particular industry. The problem with term, however, is that unicorns are a mythological figure and no one has ever seen them, they exist as a figment of our imagination.

Narwhals, on the other hand, are real, endangered, and have been called the unicorns of the sea for their similar, singular horn. If you combine that with Waldo, an elusive figure that is hard to find even though he sticks out-- you have a Narwhaldo.

This is a metaphor for people that are real and produce high quality work because of their well rounded ability to put things in the context of their many skills. They are tricky to find, but putting one on your team is a solid investment.

Narwhal + Waldo = Narwhaldo
Did you see that clean aesthetic? The UX of her work is incredible. She coded the entire thing? We might be looking at an elusive narwhaldo.
narwhaldo by DesignHead May 1, 2014

Narwhalogy 

1) The Study of Narwhals

2) Also used to describe someone that nobody likes

3) A stupid bitch
1) When I go to college I want to learn about Narwhalogy

2) Somebody get that faggot Narwhalogy out of my house.

3) Get that bitch nigga fagot ass staff member Narwhalogy off of Krynn.
Narwhalogy by ICBMs2020 January 15, 2018
The amazing, magical combination of a unicorn and whale. They're small, and can only be created when a unicorn decides to fuck a whale. They are THAT magical.
When I grow up, I wanna be a narwhal! NAAAR
narwhal by Scribbles January 2, 2004

flying narwhal 

The Flying Narwhal, not unlike the flying Rhino occurs when one dons a construction helmet with a long spiral dildo. Then whilst swimming have the receiver float on their back or floatation device and the Narwhal swim ferociously toward them and jump or dash quickly into their twat or anus, spearing them harpoon-like
As i peered through my poolside window, i saw him tanning on a floatsie in the pool. The narwhal spotted him too, before i could shout a warning, swam across and took a flying leap directly into his anus thus puncturing him with a flying narwhal.
flying narwhal by Newyawkah September 15, 2013
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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